Jake and Reese on Thursday.

Long hair does not suit this man. A purple headband doesn't suit this man even more. Baby, this look damages my soul. A ponytail wouldn't hurt. Why, boo? WHY!

Nicole Richie is a beautiful girl when she's not malnourished. Luv the look! The hair, the non-protruding collarbone. Meat on her bones really suits Nicole well. Joel looks great too.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie make a glamorous pair Saturday at the Carousel of Hope Ball at the Beverly Hilton. Also at the event, benefitting the Barbara Davis Center for Childhood Diabetes: the Jonas Brothers and Denzel Washington.

Gwen Stefani has a sunny-side-up evening out as she attends an early Halloween bash Saturday with husband Gavin �" dressed as bacon �" and a little whiskered elephant, their 2-year-old son Kingston (not pictured), in Los Angeles.

Until Michael Lohan is heavily medicated and loses access to all computer keyboards and paparazzi, he remains a threat to Lindsay Lohan's well being.

"I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha," Michael told New York magazine at a book party Oct. 21. "I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone."

In September, Michael went off on Ronson, calling her a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." Lindsay snapped back, calling her dad a "coward" on her MySpace celebrity blog.

Michael says he's now learned not use the media to reach out to his daughter.

"In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly," Michael said. "And it was the wrong choice." - And talking to New York Magazine qualifies as speaking to Lindsay privately?!!!!!

Michael says he's in contact with Lindsay these days. As for providing more details on Lindsay's life, Michael is keeping mum.

"Family matters should be kept private," he said. "I've learned that now."

After reading this entire article, I think Michael may be keeping his crazy under wraps!!! It sounds like he's actually serious about shutting the eff up. Great news!! :)

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Police believe they have found the body of Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew Julian King, who had been killed in an act of senseless violence.

The body of a young black boy was discovered Monday in an SUV as police continued their search for Jennifer Hudson's missing 7-year-old nephew.

The white SUV was found abandoned on Chicago's West Side, CNN reports. Police have not yet identified the body.

Julian King, 7, went missing Friday after an unidentified assailant fatally shot Hudson's mother Darnell and brother Jason. Hudson offered $100,000 for the safe return of her nephew. When police issued an Amber Alert for Julian on Friday, they identified a 1994 white Chevrolet Suburban with Illinois license plate X584859 as connected to the case.

Neighbors say the vehicle has been parked there since Saturday. Balfour was arrested Friday night.

The SUV has been towed with the body still inside the vehicle. The SUV is now at a police garage in Chicago.

May poor Julian R.I.P., the Hudson family stay strong, and may the killer(s) be sentenced to life in prison or death. So sad.

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A suspect in the shooting deaths of Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother is in custody and is being questioned. The Oscar-winning actress' nephew was not with the suspect.

Court records show Balfour pleaded guilty in 1999 to attempted murder and vehicular hijacking. He also was convicted in a 1998 case of possession of a stolen motor vehicle, the records show.

The victims were found unresponsive at about 2:45 p.m. inside a two-story white home near West 70th Street and South Yale Avenue in the Englewood neighborhood.

The home was owned by Hudson's 57-year-old mother.

Although Balfour is now in custody, TMZ reports that he's being uncooperative and refuses to give any information.

Jennifer's brother Jason Hudson was found fatally shot in the bedroom. There was no sign of forced entry. The deaths appear to be the result of domestic abuse. Jennifer was in Florida at the time of the incident. She had been scheduled to appear at the Hollywood Awards on Monday for an ensemble cast honor for "The Secret Life of Bees."

An Amber Alert has been issued for Jennifer's missing nephew, Julian King.

King is black and has brown eyes and black hair. He is 5 feet tall and weighs 135 pounds.

Earlier in the day, police said they suspected that King was with Balfour in a white Chevy Suburban with license plate: X58-4859 which is registered to Jason Hudson. Now it's confirmed that Jennifer's nephew was not with the suspect.

Updates via TMZ

Lost in all this is Jennifer's sister Julia, mother of the missing 7-year-old. We're told she works as a bus driver in Chicago. Her employer told us she worked her shift today. She hasn't been seen since.

UPDATE 9:20 PM ET: A WBBM reporter is saying that neighbors have said a family member in the Hudson household apparently tried to steal a car a few weeks ago, an argument ensued, and he vowed revenge. A photo on Julia's MySpace page (bottom) posted prior to today's events alludes to some kind of dispute with William over a car.

And for those commenting that Jennifer's mom should have lived in a nicer home and neighborhood, Us magazine reports:

Neighbor Angela Russell describes Darnell as a woman who had barbecues at her home.

"She was very kind and very social. She was extremely proud of her daughter but she didn't let it go to her head. She refused to move out of the neighborhood, she wanted to stay here, this was her home."

My heartfelt condolences go out to the Hudson family during this very difficult time.

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Cody H. is a big part of the reason why I blog, other than making money to keep my tranny hooker escort service on autopay.

In addition to being one sexy piece of hawtness, Cody is unbelievably funny and I love him to itty bitty mini-me versions of Reese's Pieces. His emails brighten my day so much. I tell him some of my personal bidness and we always have fun with it. And if I'm down, he makes me feel better instantaneously.

Thank you Cody for everything that you do. And iiiiieeeiiieeii will always LUV you! Ha.

* HAPPY Bday to The Incomparable Cody!!! *

I know I said I'd do red carpet posts this week but I'm tired. Boo. I may do some next week. TGIF and a big THANK YOU to my loyal readers and all the lovely, new ones with exceptional taste. See ya Monday. :)

On gay marriage.

"Heidi's hair and makeup people are my favorite people in the world and they happen to be gay. So if they wanna go marry each other, good for them."

I like what Spencer's got to say! In douchebag layman's terms, he makes a decent case.

While most kids would love to be presented with their very own car for their Sweet 16, Miley Cyrus is hoping to move out of her parents' home and into her first apartment at L.A's The Palazzo at Park La Brea when she celebrates her big day this November 23.

"She wants a place to call her own, where she can have her friends over to watch movies and eat popcorn and have her boyfriendd, Justin Gaston, over," a Cyrus snitch blabs in this week's edition of Star Magazine. "Miley is a great negotiatior. Maybe she'll get her way."

I can't wait until this waiting-until-I'm-married Disney slut gets knocked up.

Miley obviously hasn't learned nuttin' from Jamie Lynn and Bristol Palin and maybe she needs to learn things the hard way. Great role model!!!!

Miley's model boyfriend is prettier than she'll ever be, resulting in her being weak in the knees and mind if she's considering moving so fast and at such a young age. She has no self control; and I wish her parents the best of luck in preventing her from turning into another train wreck. Someone speed dial Jamie Spears!

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It was just last night that I was reading Radar Magazine's article on Shannen Doherty while on the bike at the gym. Now it's all ovah!!! R.I.P.

Radar, the smart-shallow magazine and website, is laying off "EVERYONE." This will be everyone's last day at the office, apparently. The New York Observer says that "there might a business arrangement to keep the web site afloat and that it will be sold to AMI," although we've heard no confirmation of that [UPDATE: It's true]. It appears that Radar chief Maer Roshan has, indeed, killed trees until all the money is gone.

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