October 2008 News Archive (Page 7)

I knew it! Part of the reason why I posted my rant about the lack of an exchange of body fluids between Callie and Dr. Hahn was because I knew my time was running out and it would happen soon. Well, it did!

Callie and Dr. Hahn vowed to take it slow last week when they went to dinner, but when they went to Hahn's house, they wrestled each other to the couch then ate out.

Surprisingly, the next day Callie tells Dr. Sloan she hated it! He walked out of the room saying hearing about two women getting it on and one of them hating it is depressing. Callie then tells Hahn she doesn't think she's into chicks. Hahn was stunned. She enjoyed sex with Callie and thought she liked it too, which was weird because Callie told Sloan she didn't like fish tacos.

Then Callie asks Sloan to go down on her and teach her. She drops her pants. He does. Callie then walks into a room where Dr. Hahn is and tells her "Take your pants off." Hahn says "Excuse me?!" then Callie rips her own shirt off, pulls down her pants, and says she wants to try again. Getting freaky are we?! And on hospital property? Score!

Thank you Grey's for reading POTP then writing, filming and editing a girl on girl sexy script within a few hours just to appease me. You're welcome.

Haha!

Here's J.Lo and Karl Lagerfield at the Fashion Group's 25th annual Night of Stars last night in NYC.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been together for a whopping eight months!!!!!!!! Benji is really into Paris and I think she's into him, too?! A scientific study should be created to find out how a tall skank gets moist over a vertically challenged, chunky troll.

Benji Madden would like to set the record straight.

"Paris is the love of my life," he tells Life & Style. "She's the most beautiful woman in the world. These rumors are not only hurtful but completely false and absurd. She is my life and the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

I never give off any impression other than that I am madly in love with Paris. I am disgusted that people would make up such malicious lies. She is my life, my heart and my soul and is the most important thing in my life. No one exists but her. I am the most loyal guy in the world and would never even look at anyone else."

And Paris?

"Benji and I have an amazing relationship and I trust him with my life. I don't ever believe rumors regarding my love. I know he would never hurt me and he knows the same about me."

I know from personal encounters that the Maddens are two of the nicest guys in Hollyweird, but that doesn't mean this match-up doesn't freak me the hell out!

What will their spawn look like? I really need one of those Conan O'Brien 'If They Mated' pictures. I'm thinkin' chubby, wide-faced kids with Siamese eyes, Paris' beak nose and some wonky wonk.

... Then Rihanna's "Rehab" video just may get you off.

Here's Rihanna in white face alongside Justin Timberlake, who's tryna pretend that he's really feeling her. I hope the chemistry pops off in the video; and I wouldn't mind seeing a lil something else pop off of JT. Dozens of videos later, it's time for Justin to get real and cameo the boner, dontcha think?

Britney Spears took her boo boos to a Beverly Hills pumpkin patch yesterday and the pop tart released her own pictures on her website while the paps snapped their own shots that they made a shitload off of.Good for the Brit Brit, posting her own pics. Too bad the paps take excellent shots. I threw in one of their's (pictured directly above) so we can have a close-up.

Woah.

Mandy Moore has put mom Stacy on her Do Not Call list.

The pop star-actress has refused to speak to Stacy since March, when she left Mandy's dad, Don, for a woman!

"When Mandy's mom came out as a lesbian and took up with Claudette Laliberte, Mandy felt betrayed," a source tells Star. "She always believed that her mom and dad were happy and that her mom was straight. Now she has no idea what to believe and feels as if she's been lied to her entire life."

First let me begin by saying that I found this story on Star Magazine. The article went on to say some shiz I don't believe is true:

Their estrangement is now causing problems between Mandy and her soon-to-be-married older brother, Scott. According to the source, Mandy has warned him that if their mom is at his wedding later this year, she's not coming.

That's a stretch! I doubt Mandy would ban her own mother from her brother's wedding. Star magazine is famous for fabricating, but it's doubtful that they would say Mandy Moore's mother is a lesbian if it's not true. They have nothing to gain from such a rumor. Who knew?

And I do believe Mandy's not talking to her lezzie mom right now, and I also think she'll get over it eventually. Hopefully sooner than after Christmas.

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As a big fan of The L Word, I am insulted by the lesbian couple on Grey's Anatomy. The relationship between Callie and Dr. Hahn is like waking up to the doorbell and stumbling to the peep hole only to be greeted by Jehovah Witnesses while you have a raging hangover. In other words, it's annoying!

With the exception of their lip lock that took place during the previous season's finale, Callie and the buxom Hahn have only been having sex via conversations. An entire month's worth of episodes later and still NO action!

My other issue with the lesbians on Grey's Anatomy is that Hahn's character is underdeveloped. We know nothing about her past or why she wants to order Callie's fish taco instead of sausage. In fact, she comes across as a cold bitch, incapable of even becoming moistened to begin with. All we know about her is that she hates Yang and needs to get over it.

So I've found my own solution. Here are a few Callie and Hahn scene suggestions since Grey's writers have yet to remedy this tragic girl on girl absentee situation:

1) Callie gets her uniform shirt tailored a few inches shorter, walks in front of Hahn, bends over, revealing a snug fitting, red lace thong. They screw in the stock room.

2) Hahn flat irons her hair and asks Callie if she likes it. Callie says, "I don't know. I have to see your bush before I can comment on the hair on top of your head." They hurry to the bathroom where they give each other nude lap dances.

3) Callie walks into the same elevator Hahn is riding in. They finger each other under the table in the cafeteria.

4) Hahn insults Callie in front of her colleagues in an attempt to disguise their luvin. That same night Callie makes Hahn her sex slave. Ironically, both chicks are dressed up as dominatrix bitches just because.

Better yet, Callie and Hahn have all four scenes described above featured in one episode, gaining the ABC hit show lots of new lesbian fans. Ratings spike. Everyone's happy.

Call me, Shonda Rhimes!!!! I'll work for 1/2 of what you pay Grey's writers or I'll slap Katherine Heigl for you as compensation.

Very impressive!

Anne Hathaway sings Stephen Sondheim's What More Do I Need? (from Saturday Night) followed by a performance of the Opening Doors sequence from Merrily We Roll Along where Hathaway is joined by Eric McCormack (of Will & Grace fame), Alexander Gemignani (Sweeney Todd revival, Les Miserable revival), and Stephanie D'Abruzzo (of Avenue Q). Featuring original Broadway cast member Jason Alexander special appearance by Bernadette Peters.

Performed in honor of Stephen Sondheim's 75th Birthday on July 8, 2005 at the Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles. A benefit concert for Children Will Listen, a program of the ASCAP Foundation.

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Usher and his stylist-turned-tranny wife, Tameka Foster, have been living separately.

Tameka is pregnant with Usher's second child, she already has three kids from previous relationships. According to journalist Jawn Murray, Usher doesn't want to dump his husband until the baby gets here because he doesn't wanna look like a jerk.

Rumors are spinning that Usher is cheating with another pop singer but Murray suspects that Tameka is behind the stories and isn't convinced they are true. Time will tell.

This rumor certainly is juicy! :) I guess we'll know the truth after Tameka pops. Good look, tranny bitch.

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