October 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

Solange Knowles lashed out on air at the reporter who she thought questioned her about Jay-Z, claiming she doesn't talk about Beyonce or Jay. Funny thing is, she's been riding Beyonce's coattails, appearing in L'Oreal commercials alongside her sis and doing all she can to be semi-relevant in an industry that rather watch her wipe Beyonce's nose and hold her umbrella.

Solange will be going on tour with her superstar sistah. Hmmm, anyone know what her sister's name is? Shhhhh..... we're not supposed to say "Beyonce" when mentioning Solange.

Expect seats to only be filled after Solange's set finishes. She may even get boo'd too! Good luck with that, Solange.

EVEN WORSE, Solange won't even hit the same stages Beyonce will! B, that's cold.

Beyoncé will embark on a 110-date world tour that will begin in April 2009. Discussions are under way for Solange to join her big sis' on tour. After seeing the elder Knowles rock arenas, fans would be able to go to a more intimate location and watch Solange perform at an official "after-party." Specific details have yet to be announced.

Beyoncé is scheduled to release her third album I Am… on November 18th, while Solange's sophomore release SoL-AngeL and The Hadley St. Dreams is available now.

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Brad Pitt put his lens on Angelina Jolie for her W magazine feature. The grainy, black and white photos are beautiful and artistic. Angelina is most comfortable with Brad. He was the perfect choice for the spread; and he did an exceptional job with the pics.

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First of all, Kanye looks like a black, manic depressive Pee Wee Herman in the promo shots. I take this as a red flag.

While Kanye West may be a super talent, I'm unsure of what to think. Will his new work stray too much from what we love and know Ye for? The new album is reportedly singing only; and by the serious look on Kanye's face, I wouldn't be surprised if fans slit their wrist to his new tracks. Just saying.

Skurred yet too?

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been banging their way through Hollywood before they could even vote. I can respect that. At least these sluts tend to have good taste.

Days after a romantic meal at L.A.'s Sunset Tower Hotel, Ashley Olsen and boyfriend Justin Bartha step out again in L.A. on Tuesday, reportedly stopping for another intimate meal at Orso.

Aniston's rep tells Entertainment Tonight, "Give me a break. She is NOT pregnant."

Meanwhile, the two seem to be going strong.

They held hands during dinner Oct. 14 and he stroked her hair at his 31st birthday party at Beverly Hills' cigar bar Grand Havana Room.

Says a source of the couple (who began dating in April but split in August): "They can't deny their major chemistry, similarities and ability to laugh at things."

I think Maniston would be a great mother. I hope it still happens for her whether it's with John or someone else.

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Heidi Montag 's collection "Heidiwood" has been discontinued. But apparently, it isn't a reflection of poor sales, but that her parent retail company "Anchor Blue" is moving in a different direction and is expected to close around 40 stores across the U.S in the coming months.

Although I like Heidi, this is what the ho gets for making skankware just to steal some of L.C.'s shine.

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Lindsay Lohan has an album dropping in a week and a half? WTHuh? The cover of her latest flop "Spirit in the Dark" looks trannylicious and like she's in dire need of some Tyra Banks. She's trying so hard to "naturally" pose. Who weaves their fingers together like that while elbowing an imaginary person on their left side? A lil eye contact, cleavage and blood shot eyes would be nice. We know what you're up to.

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Yep, the title of this post is the exact way Us Weekly and People magazine announced the news - "Alyson Hannigan is Pregnant!" LMAO. Alyson is married, and female, is it so improbable that a 34 year-old married woman is with child?

You'd think she had one good Easter egg in her ovaries and the Easter bunny squirted some good juice on it after the Dali Lama blessed her uterus and Criss Angel waved a magic wand as conception began, then her bedroom became filled with fairy dust.

How I Met Your Mother star Alyson Hannigan is pregnant. Hannigan, 34, and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, 42, will welcome their first child this spring.

The couple met on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the 1999-2000 season and wed on October 11, 2003.

"Married life is the way to go," the American Pie star told Teen Television. "I look back to when I was single and what was I thinking? I was so stupid with the guys that I dated. It's just ridiculous. Obviously, I've matured and I'm a lot older and wiser but I should have just never dated anybody until I met Alexis. It's just wonderful. It's fantastic and I love it. It really fits me."

In 2006, when asked about starting a family, Hannigan told Teen Television, " Obviously, we want that in the future. Right now, our dogs are our babies but yeah, when the time is right, hopefully."

Britney Spears is always under pressure to give one hell of a performance. She'll be performing on her birthday, DECEMBER 2ND, and Good Morning America is ALREADY promoting it!!!!! Crazy.

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by three men in an SUV she drove during a car chase leading to her second DUI arrest last year. Well this post was easy, I'm just going to copy and paste what I typed on July 27, 2007 when TMZ reported this shiz:

The three men were about to leave when Lindsay jumped into their white Denali and began driving. One of the guys claims he got scared and jumped out and Lindsay ran over his foot.

Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, so Lindsay said, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they begged her to stop. Dante says they were going 100 MPH. Next Linds caught up with the assistant and began doing circles around the assistant's car.

They say at one point, Lindsay bragged, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want."

Some deets on the new lawsuit filed by these butt plugs:

The actress was "angry and aggressive" and the men "felt surprise, shock, fear and panic at Lohan's surprising and sudden act" of allegedly commandeering a car in which they happened to be sitting to chase her personal assistant through the streets of Santa Monica, according to the lawsuit.

The plaintiffs â€" Ronnie Blake, Jakon Sutter and Dante Nigro â€" are seeking unspecified damages in the case, filed in Superior Court in Santa Monica.

Nearly a year and a half later these opportunists have scraped together enough money to hire a lawyer and sue a faux lesbian? Do they not know that Lindsay's lawyers will still be better than theirs?

Good luck.

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