October 2008 News Archive (Page 25)

The look in her eyes freaks me out more than the muzzle, but maybe that's just me?

Jessica Alba, wearing only a Hannibal Lecter-type mask called "The Muzzler," appeared in her second ad for the Declare Yourself campaign. The ad urges potential voters to register for the November 4 presidential election.

The campaign is aimed at energizing young adults to participate in the 2008 election.

Click here to Declare Yourself and register to vote for the November 4 presidential election.

The non-partisan group recently gained national media attention with another photo of Alba showing the actress silenced, and struggling against dramatic bindings. Both images were shot by renowned photographer Mark Liddell.

Horny ass dog alert! Someone give him a bone. This dog is a master at the fine art of tongue fucking.

Today is the day my father passed away five years ago. I can't even believe it has been that long.

It seems like our lives have changed so much in these past five years. Every tough thing that would come our way, it seemed my dad was watching over us and protecting us and somehow we would make it through and come out even stronger!

There isn't a day that goes by where I don't think about him or wish he were here. I often have really real dreams about him, where I wake up so mad it was just a dream. I miss him so much!

Today is a hard day, but my reason for this post is to honor my dad! He was the most amazing dad, husband, son, brother and my best friend!

I love you, Dad!

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After I finished blogging yesterday I was no longer a happy blogger, instead I was a disgruntled employee.

I got a 2nd job last week which I was all Ooooohhh, yay money! about till I realized that I have to effing earn my paychecks. Sucks! But I didn't wanna be bitchy, cause when I'm doing anything other than blogging, bitching isn't so beneficial.
So I played my Ingrid Michaelson's Girls and Boys on my iTunes because her music is equally as soothing as a back massage. Then I pulled out my pint of Ben & Jerry's Fro Yo half baked - only 3 grams of fat per 1/4th pint. Half Baked is chocolate and vanilla ice cream mixed with brownie pieces and chocolate chip cookie dough chunks... And, I just wanna plug a delicious, new item on Jack in the Box's menu - I hope this is nationwide - Cheesy Macaroni Bites. It's basically gooey, cheesy macaroni rolled in batter and fried to a light crisp.  For days this snack has brought me more pleasure than my right hand. I highly recommend it.

Now back to your regularly scheduled gossip...

The comments on Sarah's page are pretty funny.

Thanks Craig!

"Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it's because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I'm not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I'm not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don't even need to. I just go for peace of mind."

I just wanna know how many infections Kelly has had because they had to find something for this bitch to keep going to the doctor every season. She couldn't be that paranoid.

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Kim Kardashian's dancing days are over.

She and partner Mark Ballas were eliminated on Tuesday's Dancing With the Stars after receiving a score of 17 out of 30 from the judges for their rocky rumba routine. (Their score - the third lowest - was combined with viewer votes.)

A distraught Kim Kardashian could not be consoled after being the surprise third casualty of Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night.

Though she and partner Mark Ballas concluded the show with a playful rendition of one of their earlier dances, once the cameras were off Kardashian rushed to the waiting arms of her family and immediately broke down into tears.

Bruce Jenner said,

"What people don't realize about her is that she is incredibly shy. She's a smart business woman, but a very shy and quiet girl."

Bitch got on the wrong show then! Judge Carrie Ann Inaba agrees with me too. Heh. Carrie says,
"This could have been a great opportunity for her to blossom and show the world that she is more than just a beautiful face.

"I don't think she really understood what it was that she got into when she joined the show. It looks very glamorous, and it looks easy, but dancing is so athletic, and so difficult, and it's not easy to improve each week, and that's exactly what we demand from the contestants on the show."

Dancing isn't the same as having sex, bitch! Kim thought she would do just fine just because a camera was around, but the ho can not dance.

I got the video of Kim Kardashian's final dance. She couldn't possibly be more stiff. A puppet on strings could do a much better job.

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A life insurance company is balking at making a $10 million payout to Heath Ledger's nearly 3-year-old daughter Matilda, lawyers for the child claim.

ReliaStar Life Insurance Co. first wants to investigate whether Ledger died by suicide, which would allow the insurer not to pay.

According to the coroner, the actor died at age 28 from an accidental overdose.

"There's no evidence out there we know of to remotely suggest the death was a suicide. We think it's more of stalling tactic than anything else." says lawyer William Shernoff.

Ledger, who had taken out the policy in June 2007, willed his estate to his parents and sisters, but family members decided that Matilda â€" Ledger's daughter with Michelle Williams â€" would get all the money.

How slimy are these insurance companies? I can't believe they want to know for sure that Heath didn't commit suicide so that if he did, they don't have to pay Matilda. Completely ridiculous!!!! There should be no such rule to begin with.

R.I.P. Heath

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