November 2008 News Archive

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion begins with the wig wearing, "god given talent" house "wife" on the show, Kim Zolciak. The host says that "so many" people don't believe that Kim is 29 years old. Kim says she's "now 30," but she often looked like her real age, which is "39 with all that makeup caked on."

Before I get into the rest of the recap, let's talk about how everyone looked and such.

Dwight:

We liked him as Dwight, not Little Richard in 20 years. NeNe's "gay boyfriend" had on some oversized red jacket and fluffy hair extensions that if he saw on anyone else he would label the look "dreadful." The "honorary 6th Housewife" was good looking and youthful on the show. But over the course of a few months, he has aged rapidly. He also slams Kim and says that he needs to bring her attire "into the 21st century and start with her hair," but he's looking a hot mess himself while he says this!

Kim:

I think she has one wig. Does she wash the damn thing? Kim wore the same beat down Barbie doll hair and it really needs to be brushed. She also sounds the same - like a man. Kimmy wears all those suits and jackets to cover up her penis, but her baritone voice and wig give it away.

Shereee:

Wanted to be "the talk of the town" with her soft, long ponytail and bang noodle. She was flippin' that noodle for all its worth. Her makeup was nice and her outfit was stylish. Sheree is a cold-hearted bitch, though. She's just stiff and annoying. If someone's not praising her or dissing someone else, she looks bored and unhappy.

NeNe:

Now that the long hair is gone, NeNe can't keep flipping her weave around when it's not in her face. Big fun. Since NeNe's hair is short now, she seems to shake her head incessantly while rocking back and forth. Are there meds for this? NeNe was also wearing a bra and fake eyelashes. She looked alrighty, but she really allows Kim to get the best of her.

Lisa:

Looked so cute. Her boots were hawt. I also loved that Lisa, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star with gorgeous natural hair, had such issues with Kim's wig. Ouch! Lisa, I love you! Lisa also calls Kim a "habitual liar" who needs medication. I worship you.

DeShawn:

The entire reunion DeShawn sat in the corner and looked constipated. Shawny has no neck and she barely opens her mouth when she talks.

It actually took me a long time before I figured out that Michelle Obama's butt is huge, too!

As Michelle strode onto more stages and people started focusing on her clothes and presence instead of her patriotism, it dawned on me �" good God, she has a butt!

"Obama's baby (mama) got back," wrote one feminist blogger. "OMG, her butt is humongous!" went a typical comment on one African-American online forum, and while it isn't humongous, per se, it is a solid, round, black, class-A boo-tay.

Try as Michelle might to cover it with those Mamie Eisenhower skirts and sheath dresses meant to reassure mainstream voters, the butt would not be denied. The one clear predictor of success that the pundits, despite all their fancy maps, charts and holograms, missed completely? Michelle's butt.

Ever since slavery, it's been both vilified and fetishized as the most singular of all black female features, more unsettling than dark skin and full lips, the thing that marked black women as uncouth and not quite ready for civilization (of course, it also made them mighty attractive to white men, which further stoked fears of miscegenation that lay at the heart of legal and social segregation).

Thanks to Michelle, looking professional and provocative in a distinctly black way will become not only acceptable but also part of a whole presidential look that's more, well, inclusive.

It turns out that Sir Mix-A-Lot, he of "Baby Got Back" fame, was not a novelty but a prophet. Who knew? Give that guy a Cabinet post.

I think Michelle's kind of hard on the eyes. Her mouth scares me! But once I finally noticed her big black girl booty, I understood Barack's physical appeal to her. She's got it.

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On the delivery

"Obviously, some stuff my wife would freak if I said, but she's pretty much a saint. Right before she went into labor, I was like, 'Oh my God, I think I'm having a heart attack!' Natural things start going on in your body. My heart started beating really fast."

"You seen your wife in all this pain, and you really don't know what's happening."

Ashlee helped calm Pete down:

[Ashlee] took care of me and made sure I was OK and then we went into labor. That's why she's a saint. She's a amazing girl. She was like, 'I will make sure you're OK. I didn't even stop to think, 'Well, you just had an epidural and you're about to have a baby!'"

What Ashlee said about Bronx

"'He's beautiful. He's perfect.' We were instantly in love. It's impossible not to be!"

On everyone wanting to meet the baby,
"Having a child is like opening a new spot in L.A. -- everyone's trying to get in every night!"

On the name Bronx Mowgli

He said he and Ashlee had been "throwing it back and forth a while ago. I feel weird because all these people have all these ideas on what it means ... I don't think anyone knows the real story of why or how."

On daddyhood

"It's different when it happens. Your life is 100 percent different now - you want it to be different."

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How are you and NeNe getting along? Have you had that glass of wine yet?
We have not had that glass of wine to be honest with you. Hopefully in the very near future, now that the show has calmed down and life is a little bit calmer, we'll actually sit down and have a conversation. I heard that NeNe was upset about the footage of her [singing about me] in the limo. Her intention wasn't to hurt my feelings. With that being said, NeNe and I have been friends for a long time. I think she's great. She's funny and entertaining, and my older daughter (Brielle) just adores her.

How did you feel when you saw the footage of NeNe singing about you?
I thought it was funny myself, but I was a little hurt by the stuff she said. At the end of the day, had she not been drinking and not been out having a great time, I don't think that would have happened. I know her well enough. NeNe has a really good heart.

Was what you saw in the episode different from how it was described to you?
I was told the story accurately. I was prepared, but hearing it and then watching it are two different things. Continue Reading...

Here's some Q&A with NeNe, provided by E!

You and Kim really go at it on the reunion show. Did you expect such a big blowup?
I knew something was going to happen because I went into the reunion show saying, "I'm going to confront Kim on everything she said during the show. And if we have to get into an argument then we're going to get into it."

In one episode, Kim called you a "low-budget bitch"!
This is what I have to say about that: Continue Reading...

Paris Hilton is getting a rude awakening as her market value plummets. The public now seems to have lost interest in the emaciated, fake baby voiced skank.

The heir-head, whose show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage.

Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, and was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls. But when Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, "Do you want to see Paris Hilton?" our spy said,

"The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage."

Tragic?

"Access Hollywood" reports that Cynthia, who's in the final stages of her divorce from A-Rod, wrote an e-mail to a confidant noting:

"My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!"

A-Rod won't be with his children Natasha,4, and Ella,1, in Miami because he's hosting a party for Madge, 50, and her kids.

To add insult to injury, after Rodriguez left Miami at Madonna's beck and call, his lawyer called Cynthia and wanted her to sign the couple's divorce settlement.

Cynthia should get a new man and call it a day with this douche. Besides, A-Rod must be gay because he dumped a woman for a male body builder. If you're gonna divorce the mother of your kids for some ho, your new fuckship should have a chance longevity. Madonna's relationships just don't work and A-Rod's a mimbo for thinking otherwise. A hot, sexy, good sperm donor mimbo, but a moron none the less.... Mmmmm, A-Rod, yum.

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I haven't, but you can listen to Britney Spears' entire Circus album for free here. Circus drops Dec. 2. I heard Blackout's way better.

The latest album from pop star Britney Spears doesn't go on sale until Dec. 2, but you can listen to it now. All 13 songs from Circus are streaming live.

"Circus is a little bit lighter than Blackout," said the singer about her sixth studio album. "A lot of the songs I did at that time, I was going through a really dark time so a lot of the songs reflect that. They're two totally different vibes. This one has a lighter feel, a little bit more pop. Blackout is darker, edgier, more urban."

The new album includes the hit single, "Womanizer," as well as "Mmm Papi," a song that supposedly includes lyrics about her ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. "It's a gift to him."

Before the album drops in stores, Spears will be celebrating Thanksgiving overseas. The singer -- who returned home to Kentwood, Louisiana, on Friday with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James -- will perform on the French show Star Academy on Nov. 28.

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Heidi Montag doesn't usually play her cards close to the vest, but The Hills star didn't even inform her dad about marrying boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

"I would be upset if she got married and didn't invite me!" Bill Montag told PEOPLE Monday after reports surfaced that his daughter had eloped with Pratt in Mexico last week.

As for what to do now that the story appears true, "Then we just have to have another wedding here!" he said.

Speidi has been overexposed, but ya can't deny that these tools are the real deal. For now. Anyway, NEXT!!

The moment they split, their "careers" will implode! I just may be the only one who actually thinks that their love is strong enough and they'll make it. Think about it for a nano second - Heidi and Spencer both don't have a life outside of each other. While that may be unhealthy, it also means they don't have outside input from folks who wanna weigh in on their relationship. Speidi lives in their own fantasy bubble. Ignorance is bliss. For now.