Shut Your Face

I want Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo to break up. I'm not evil, I'm just nauseous. On one hand I think it's great that Jessica puts so much positive energy out there when it comes to her fuckships, on the other hand I think she deserves what's coming if she hasn't learned to shut it.

Here goes some Jess nonsense.

"I'd always fall for guys I wanted to save. For the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me. I think any person who I'm gonna date for longer than six months, I definitely am investing in something long-term. If I get married again, then it will be the last time."

From 2002 to 2005, Simpson was married to Nick Lachey, who, she says, "will always be a part of my life, but next time, I'm marrying the right one."

Is Tony Romo "the right one?" I'd love to see her try to make that last forever. I have a strong feeling that infidelity or divorce awaits Jess if she stays with Tony; but I honestly hope it all finally works out for the future Jennifer Aniston.