Reflexologists will knead, poke and give soothing rub downs to unruly students in south London. Lambeth Council approved a $180,000 program that may help improve students concentration and academic performance with foot massages to kids who misbehave in class.

The reflexologist team is a London-based charity which offers complementary therapies to adults and children.

I was in detention all the time and I would have preferred for specialists to make love to my feet instead. This is only going to lead to other students getting jealous and more kids will act a fool so they can get some foot luvin.

This idea stinks worse than the sweaty feet the reflexologists will be massaging. It gets me skurred the ideas some school officials come up with. I want my kids in home school, but I don't want them to be all socially retarded like a lot of home school folks turn out to be. What to do. What to do.

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