I Met Katherine Moenning on Tuesday Night

Yes, she is one of my favorite female celebrities, she plays Shane on Showtime's The L Word. Dunno if you watch the show or know who I'm talking about, but now you will.

Katherine is my Samantha Ronson. I can't even begin to describe her sexy, maybe that's because it has no beginning nor end. Its presence and existence is immeasurable. Watch out, I'm deep!

Katherine's L Word character, Shane, is a total vixen. She enjoys sex, has lots of it, has a deep voice, the hottest punk hairstyles, and if you looked up 'swagger' in the dictionary, there would be a photo of Katherine Moenning beside it.

I was clubbing in Hollywood on Tuesday night for a gay and lesbian benefit show put on by non-profit organization Lifeworks when I was on the red carpet waiting for her. She peeked her head out and ran in the opposite direction. I was told the spotlight isn't her thing.

After the event I hung out with my friend and her crew. My friend's friend's friend is dating Katherine. A few people started to approach her. I waited my turn and waltzed in, said sumthin wicked and original as hell like, 'Hello, I'm ..." as we shook hands.

Katherine lit up and said, "Hi, I'm Kat!" I then said, 'I know you don't really like to ya know talk to people because it's annoying, but I just had to say hi. I love you so much. I'm like obsessed with the L Word. I like watch the DVDs and just sit there for like 3 days watching the whole thing. I just love you." She was very gracious, looked deep into my eyes the entire time as I spoke and then as she was thanking me. She wants me too.

I also told her how great she looks, all natural without makeup. Damn! We then said our thank yous and goodbyes. I've met some famous jerks, so it's always a pleasure to find out that the people you support are nice.

I would go into detail about who she's dating, but I won't. My friend that I met up with wanted my site's address - you know I don't give that out to people, but I was drinking - and since she's directly connected to Katherine, I don't think it's right for me to put all of Katherine's business out there: like what she was wearing, what she was drinking and who she's banging, like I'd like to.

It was good times. Sometimes I just love living in L.A. Y'all should come out and visit me, we can all be Sasha Fierce for one night and show the other tourists how it's done.