How the hell can cops arrest anyone for inflicting substantially life threatening injuries such as this? I mean, wtf? Remember Da Brat's serving 3 years for hitting a bitch over the head with a bottle of rum.

I'm no crime specialist legal person court system ho, but I wouldn't be surprised if Kanye would be in more trouble if he spat in dude's face. Laws can be so strange. I just know if Kanye did damage to the dude or "threatened" him by like talking shit, Ye would be in deep poo poo. So weird. Basically, as I've said before, have hired help to do your dirt while you stand back and laugh your ass off. And you didn't hear that from me, you read it from someone named Firecracker.