Kanye West's Concert Intro - "I Really Need Some Pussy Tonight!"
Kanye kept the crowd at the Konig-Pilsener Arena in Oberhausen, Germany, waiting for two hours before he finally started the show.
Then he flounced on to the stage, yelling: "I really need some pussy tonight!"
Shocked members of the audience then had to endure Kanye's new high-concept stage show. Egomaniac Kanye even claims to have invented a completely new style of music and called it "pop art".
Ya gotta love Ye. When he hits the stage two hours later, he's already got some demands. Actually, I dunno if I could bang Kanye. You can tell that fool is not a giver and you'd have to call him the Messiah during sex. I personally prefer to call my guys Daddy Dude while in bed so they're constantly reminded to pull out when they need to.
November 21st, 2008 4:59 PM
LMAO!! I use to like him but he is really starting to get some big head syndrome. Kanye, we saw you without your shirt on so you need to come back to earth. I am not going to lie thou, that jaw makes me want to do nasty things to him. It just gets my blood pumping. Ah shit, who I am kidding, I would be that ho in the back holding the concert up so Kanye could get some chocolate starfish:)!!
November 21st, 2008 5:11 PM
Gyllenho!! You need your own TV show. Screw E!'s Talk Soup, hire Mr. Gyllenhaal. :)
November 24th, 2008 1:45 AM
Damn I should've tried the 'Daddy Dude' line! Maybe I could've at least gotten to party it up on my 30th b-day. ;)