Florida Student Arrested for Passing Gas
A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities say he was "passing gas" and turned off his classmates' computers.
According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
He then shut off some computers other students were using.
A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his mother.
I wish I could arrest some people for passing gas!! Especially those who turn their butt cheeks into blow horns and announce their stank. Or the ones who funk up small spaces and public restrooms, shouldn't restrooms in buildings smell better than port-a-potties? Thought so.
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