Heidi and Spencer Get Married!!!

Horseymoon! MTV's famous horse chin couple has tied the knot. Spencer couldn't even shave for the occasion. He also needs to lose some weight and Heidi's dress looks like it shoulda been tailored. It's too big for her bony ass. I hope Speidi will take their honeymoon in Zimbabwe where they'll get stuck for the next nine years. An exotic island will do, too, just anywhere where they'll quickly fade away. Uh,... congrats? I fear a Newlyweds is in the work.

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