The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion begins with the wig wearing, "god given talent" house "wife" on the show, Kim Zolciak. The host says that "so many" people don't believe that Kim is 29 years old. Kim says she's "now 30," but she often looked like her real age, which is "39 with all that makeup caked on."
Before I get into the rest of the recap, let's talk about how everyone looked and such.
Dwight:
We liked him as Dwight, not Little Richard in 20 years. NeNe's "gay boyfriend" had on some oversized red jacket and fluffy hair extensions that if he saw on anyone else he would label the look "dreadful." The "honorary 6th Housewife" was good looking and youthful on the show. But over the course of a few months, he has aged rapidly. He also slams Kim and says that he needs to bring her attire "into the 21st century and start with her hair," but he's looking a hot mess himself while he says this!
Kim:
I think she has one wig. Does she wash the damn thing? Kim wore the same beat down Barbie doll hair and it really needs to be brushed. She also sounds the same - like a man. Kimmy wears all those suits and jackets to cover up her penis, but her baritone voice and wig give it away.
Shereee:
Wanted to be "the talk of the town" with her soft, long ponytail and bang noodle. She was flippin' that noodle for all its worth. Her makeup was nice and her outfit was stylish. Sheree is a cold-hearted bitch, though. She's just stiff and annoying. If someone's not praising her or dissing someone else, she looks bored and unhappy.
NeNe:
Now that the long hair is gone, NeNe can't keep flipping her weave around when it's not in her face. Big fun. Since NeNe's hair is short now, she seems to shake her head incessantly while rocking back and forth. Are there meds for this? NeNe was also wearing a bra and fake eyelashes. She looked alrighty, but she really allows Kim to get the best of her.
Lisa:
Looked so cute. Her boots were hawt. I also loved that Lisa, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star with gorgeous natural hair, had such issues with Kim's wig. Ouch! Lisa, I love you! Lisa also calls Kim a "habitual liar" who needs medication. I worship you.
DeShawn:
The entire reunion DeShawn sat in the corner and looked constipated. Shawny has no neck and she barely opens her mouth when she talks.
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November 26th, 2008 5:48 PM
Can you please get off Lisa's dick. OMG you are sick. Seriously, ask her for a date. If you have a little money; more than Ed. She'll bite. Lisa is fake. She kept talking over Kim because she didn't want to let Kim talk and expose her for telling Kim what was said in the limo. Sheree initially told Kim about the song and Lisa filled in the blanks. If Lisa was go great! Why did she loose her eldest two sons to KS.
If Lisa was so the bomb; why wasn't she using her brown belt skills to whoop KS tale when he was beating the crap out of her. Lisa lost her children and no alimony, filled chapter 7 and was broke. Lisa married a man half her age in less than a month. And, popped out a baby! Do you know who's tale your kissing? Please you sound crazy with all these compliments and she doesn't deserve them in my opinion.
In case you didn't know. I wanted to tell you.
November 27th, 2008 1:46 AM
Happy Thanksgiving day! Well , I'm not really a big fan of Real Housewives, so I really don't care about it. lol
November 28th, 2008 1:11 AM
To Nesah - are you a personal friend of Lisa's that you know such intimate details from her past? Or are you just repeating what some other douchebag wrote on some other blog? Oh, right - you saw it on the internet so it must be true. Moron.
Also, if you are going to be preaching to others, make sure to not only spell-check your sermon, but also proof read it. Helps in making you look less like a total idiot. Your post had so many misspellings it was painful to read. Next time, look at yourself first before dumping trash on someone else.
November 28th, 2008 9:58 AM
Thanks Polla. :)
And Suzy Jones,
I said that I would do a Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show recap and I delivered on my promise.
Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
November 28th, 2008 7:58 PM
Since Kim has a nursing degree she should no that cancer does not cause your hair to fall out, it is the chemo people get to kill the cancer that makes one bald. I can only assume that Kim has a CNA certification and not a nursing degree if that is what she thinks.
November 29th, 2008 2:42 PM
Spot on! LOL!!!
I worship Lisa too. Love NeNe and DeShawn. I love to hate Kim, but, she has her moments. By next season we'll love to hate her even more. Sheree is a poser, but, she's probably not all that bad in real life. No way she's getting 7 figures from her ex. Maybe her clothing line will bring her riches. Yea right. Whatev..I really enjoyed this season of Housewives of Atlanta. LOVED YOUR RECAP!!!
December 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
I thought your recap was HOT!! It was perfect! Lisa is the bomb. And her man is too damn hot for words:)!! Kim sucks .You know she is a trouble started. Sheeree is a total bitch! I thought you hit the nail on the head with your recap!!! Good job!!!