Kill the Lights is an okay song, but Britney Spears' Circus album is gonna be amazing. We know this.
November 2008 News Archive (Page 12)
Britney Spears' New Song 'Kill the Lights'
Justin Timberlake Doesn't Take No S*it
Don't ask Justin Timberlake if he's planning on wedding Jessica Biel.
While unveiling Callaway Golf's new FT- IQ Driver Friday in NYC, reporters asked him whether there were "any wedding bells" in his future.
"Now that's a dumb question," he replied.
(He also ignored questions about performing - separately - with ex Britney Spears at Madonna's concert Thursday in L.A. He did, however, tell reporters why he liked to play golf: "It's easy.")
JT is very douche-like, but I agree with him. Why ask if him and Jessica are gonna get married soon? Just ask if Jessica's knocked up. Babies first. Marriage second. Duh.
Adrienne Bailon Takes The Worst Nude Celeb Photos I've Ever Seen
I'm using the term 'celeb' very loosely. When your claim to fame is "Cheetah Girl" and you're a grown ass woman turned voted off Dancing with the Stars contestant, "has been" is more fitting, but I'll be nice. A lil bit.
Adrienne does not have an ass. She should not be arching over and reminding us of this. Aaaaahhhh!
Adrienne's rep issued the following statement:
"The photos that have surfaced of Adrienne Bailon were stolen from her laptop over a week ago at an airport in NY and sent to several media outlets. These photos were taken in private. Adrienne will be pursuing legal action against the person or person's sending these private photos out.
Adrienne is deeply sorry for any pain this may have caused to her fans."
To see Adrienne's flat, pasty ass click here
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Didn't Have Sex Until Wedding Night
You know how pretty much everyone with functioning brain cells wondered why Mariah and Nick got hitched in such a hurry? It's because they didn't have sex yet; Mimi was waiting for her wedding night to put out.
The pair dated for two months before getting married in April and Carey said sealing the deal on their wedding night was worth the wait.
Mariah said,
"It's not that we had no intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy. We both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was."
Mariah thinks her pussy is encrusted with diamonds, glitter and butterflies and she was tryna figure out if Nick was worth it first; and in case you didn't know, Mimi's vadge sings too. It's an enchanted place that only a few men are ever granted entrance.
I can't imagine why a grown ass woman would tie the knot before getting laid. Nick must have some kind of turbo tongue that's better than a pastry mixer.
Drew Barrymore Speaks at No on Prop 8 Rally
Okay, I wrote a post about my thoughts on Prop 8 that I plan on posting later today and I hope I don't piss too many of you off with it, but I just want to share my 2 cents worth.
Britney Spears' Son Jayden James Taken to Hospital, Doing Fine Now

Jayden was taken to the hospital after suffering "a terrible allergic reaction. He had hives, was itchy and irritable," according to the source, who says that Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne, spent the night at the hospital with Jayden.
As for what caused the reaction, "They're just not sure," said the source.
Just prior to the incident, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, Lynne and Jamie Spears were enjoying a fun afternoon at the family's Serenity mansion, the boys' first trip out of California with their mother since she lost custody.
William Balfour's Girlfriend Says William Confessed to Being Involved in Hudson Murders

William Balfour -- the only suspect in the Hudson triple murder case -- allegedly told his current girlfriend he was involved in the murders of Hudson's mother and brother, according to sources at the Chicago Tribune.
Balfour's girlfriend in turn told police what he told her. The Tribune also cites sources saying Balfour "acknowledged being at Hudson's Englewood home" on the morning Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother were shot to death inside, and Jen's nephew was abducted and later killed.
William's scheduled to be released this morning pending a decision by the Illinois Prisoner Review Board on whether he violated the terms of his parole. Chicago police refused to comment.
It's very likely that William Balfour, Julia Hudson's husband, is involved in the Hudson murders. However, what concerns me is that Julia has still not been questioned and I hope William's girlfriend has an alias and protection, if not, bitch is fucked!
Justice needs to be served.
tmz
Evan Rachel Wood Defends Marilyn Manson Breakup Rumors

Homewrecker slut Evan Rachel Wood issued the following statement in response to Marilyn Manson break-up rumors:
"Manson and I both decided to take some time apart so we could concentrate on work. Someone used that opportunity to kick us while we were down and sell a completely false story. Manson owns the house he lives in. My brother has never stayed there and the person that said such horrible things about Manson being 'controlling' and 'emotionally abusive' is certainly no source 'close' to me."
- Uh, does taking "some time apart" mean they're still together? I hope so. Rachel needs to get pregnant so she can have the ugliest. Baby. Ever. Yes!
"Manson has been by my side and taken care of me through the best and worst times. I love him as a person and as an artist. I will always be proud to have been a part of that.
- She hates his ass! "As a person and as an artist" means as someone I don't wanna admit I filmed a porno with for his "Heart Shaped Glasses" video.
"If any more attacks are made on us, it is the act of a desperate, selfish person, who is angry to no longer be a part of my life. No further comment will be made and we request our privacy at this time."
- The "source" is not as "selfish" as your homewrecking skank ass. Your lucky you made headlines, bitch. Now go to your local Walgreens and get some razor blades so you can cut yourself.
We're Giving Away Elton John's Tantrums & Tiaras DVD

Any Elton John fans up in this piece? Know any? This is a great stocking stuffer. :) We're giving away Elton John's new documentary DVD and you know the queen's gonna bring some drama.
To enter hit the "contact" tab at the top of the page and send an email titled "ELTON JOHN DVD" letting me know who'll watch this DVD!! :) Is it you? Friends? A gift for someone - fill me in. And I LOVE hearing something about you, so please tell me something about yourself too.
Good luck! :)

Special Features Include:
* First Time Ever: Commentary featuring Elton John and (Partner/Director) David Furnish
* Never-Before-Seen Footage featuring Rod Stewart, Kylie Minogue, and Fashion Industry Icons Mario Testino & Gianni Versace
* Deleted Scenes
* Bloopers
* Collectable Embossed O-Card Packaging with Elton John's Signature
Synopsis:
This incredibly personal documentary offers an extraordinary insight into one of the world's greatest musical talents and his larger than life lifestyle. For the first time Elton John gives a camera crew unprecedented access into his personal and professional lives. This remarkably brave and honest film gives the viewer a fascinating and touching look at the complex character of a modern day composer and performing artist.
CONTEST ENDS MONDAY NOV. 17th at midnight. The DVD is scheduled to be released on Nov. 25th, but you'll get it first. :)
Quote Me of The Day: Joe Simpson
On his daughter Ashlee.
"The day she found out she was pregnant, she became a woman. She's concerned about what she eats and how she prepares for the child and [details like], is the baby's room 'green' enough? It's a transformation you never expect as a parent �" you pray for it, but never expect it. She's ready for this baby!"


























