November 2008 News Archive (Page 18)

Simon Cowell Gets Dumped

Simon Cowell's girlfriend Terri Seymour ended her six year relationship with the wealthy mogul over the phone!

Simon's rep, Max Clifford, said,

"Terri phoned Simon and finished it in September, about six weeks ago. They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn't going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it."

Simon's rep wanted to dispel rumors that she dumped him because his boobs are bigger than hers. Nah, he wanted to let everyone know that no cheating was goin' on.

"In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn't Simon. Nobody else is involved, certainly not on Simon's side."

Terri wanted Simon to marry her and have kids so badly, I remember that she went on a hunger strike and Simon was laughing about it on the Howard Stern show.

Women do this time and time again. If he doesn't wanna have kids, you either leave or get knocked up on purpose! Don't wait around hoping your man will change his mind. Stop taking your birth control pills, start poppin' fertility drugs if you have to, or do like Terri, dump his ass on the phone. But it's better not to wait until six years later. I say 1.2 years is better.

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