November 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

Heidi and Spencer Get Married!!!

Horseymoon! MTV's famous horse chin couple has tied the knot. Spencer couldn't even shave for the occasion. He also needs to lose some weight and Heidi's dress looks like it shoulda been tailored. It's too big for her bony ass. I hope Speidi will take their honeymoon in Zimbabwe where they'll get stuck for the next nine years. An exotic island will do, too, just anywhere where they'll quickly fade away. Uh,... congrats? I fear a Newlyweds is in the work.

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Quote Me of the Day: Michelle Williams

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I like to act. It's saved my life over and over again. It's given me a sense of self-esteem, self-worth.

On how she's dealing with Heath's death

"It's so sad. I guess it's always changing. What else can I say? I just wake up each day in a slightly different place �" grief is like a moving river."

"I'm at heart an optimistic person, but I would say in some ways it just gets worse," she said of her grief. "It's just that the more time that passes, the more you miss someone. In some ways it gets worse. That's what I would say."

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Sasha Fierce Looking Trannylicious and In Need of Spanx

On the set of her new video.

Beyonce mermaid dress from Diva video picture

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Beyonce Looking Better Than Sasha Fierce, But Still Ridiculous

On the set of her new video.

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Split

The troubled Back To Black singer revealed her husband has left her for blonde German model Sophie Schandorff.

Wino said,

"It's over. There's no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I've ever known. But it's not enough, is it?"

Amy stunned pals with her bitter acceptance that the 17-month marriage will end in divorce. And she shocked them by revealing astonishing secrets of their wild sex life including LESBIAN ROMPS and sordid THREESOMES. One told us:

"It's a watershed for Amy. She's been up and down for weeks but finally accepts the reality. "She still loves Blake on many levels but she sees there's no future.

Time will tell if this is one of the best things to happen to Wino. Me thinks she has more of a reason to be even more of a mess now. Blake cheated on her before, but for some reason she thought things would work out. Sadly crackheads and non-crackheads believe that. I wish Amy all the best.

News of the World

#1 Movie Twilight Makes $70.6 Million, Exceeds My Expectations and Studio Estimates

I. Loved. Twilight. How fierce was this movie? I would watch Twilight again and I rarely say that about any movie. I can't wait for the sequels!!

A female-dominated audience drove Twilight's opening weekend to among the biggest in Hollywood history: a $70.6 million Friday-Sunday gross, per studio estimate.

"This is a game-changer. This is an industry-changing performance," Exhibitor Relations analyst Jeff Bock said today.

"…With the success of Sex and the City, and Mamma Mia!, we've awoken a sleeping giant at the box office."

Exit polling showed 75 percent of Twilight's audience was female. Box-office stats show the movie is the biggest opener for a movie directed by a woman (Catherine Hardwicke).

  • Going into the weekend, Twilight was expected to make, at best, a big $60 million. Where did the extra $10 million come from? Word of mouth, said Summit Entertainment distribution president Richie Fay, who talked of teen girls catching the Friday midnight screenings, and then deciding they had to see the movie againâ€"and again. "It turned out they really liked the movie," Fay said.
  • Of the top 30 openers of all-time, of which Twilight is now one, only seven cost less than $100 million to produce. And only one, The Passion of the Christ, cost less than the $35 million Twilight.
  • Twilight didn't just sell tickets; it sold tickets fast. At one point Friday, Fandango reported selling five Twilight tickets per second.
  • So, when's the sequel opening? Fay said he guessed an official announcement, detailing a release date and principle players, could come this week.

1. Twilight, $70.6 million
2. Quantum of Solace, $27.4 milliion
3. Bolt, $27 million
4. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, $16 million
5. Role Models, $7.2 million
6. Changeling, $2.6 million
7. High School Musical 3: Senior Year, $2 million
8. Zack and Miri Make a Porno, $1.7 million
9. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, $1.67 million
10. The Secret Life of Bees, $1.3 million

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How Could I Not Post This Picture?

It's cute.

Nicole Richie and Madden brothers picture

Joel Madden, Nicole Richie and newly single Benji Madden goofed off at the Good Charlotte album release party in Hollywood.

Zac Efron is Leonardo DiCaprio's Samantha Ronson

At least it looks that way.

Zac Efron Leonardo DiCaprio photo

Leonardo DiCaprio Zac Efron picture

I'm loving I this budding bromance!

Zac Efron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kevin Connolly and Adam Levine were all pictured courtside at the L.A. Lakers game...

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Jessica Biel's Ass

Well, that's the only reason why I'm posting these pictures of Jessica Biel - her booty.

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel ass

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Ashley Dupre 20/20 Video Interview


Let me start by saying that if a cross-eyed mouse mated with a horse, their spawn would be sexier than Ashley Dupre. Ashley also bares a striking resemblance to a gopher-toothed mouse; it's distracting, and Eliot Spitzer deserves a refund. In fact, all of her clients should get some kind of tax write-off for banging this fug bitch.

This homewrecker is as dumb as they come. How can you not know who the governor of your state is?

It's also cheap when someone signs on to do a tell-all interview but the "all" that they tell consists of safe, cliche answers that you've already heard before. Bitch is also trying to paint herself as innocent. She needs to take a few acting lessons before she can hope to pull that off successfully.

On how she got through the sex
"You had to be emotionally disconnected from your heart to your head."

On the fact that she wasn't a full time hooker
Sawyer reported that Ashley supposedly worked 3 months at a time and would then take six months off "to work at a real estate agency or waitressing, only to return to escort again." She had a married boyfriend paying her bills for six months, which could explain it.

Whether she was afraid people would find out
"Absolutely, no one knew about that."

On whether there were things she wouldn't do
"Absolutely. I'm a very bright girl and I value my health and would do whatever necessary to make sure I was always protected, always…. If I did [feel I was in danger] I would leave."

On how she got herself prepared to go out and be a prostitute
She had to stop the interview when Sawyer asked her this, but it didn't seem sincere. Then when they came back she said she "hugged her dog" before she went out.

On if she had the "Pretty Woman" fantasy of getting saved by a client
This was where the real Ashley seemed to come out. She got animated and serious and it was all business for her.

"No. [scowls] I served a purpose. I knew what my purpose was. If I was surprised at their kindness, it's fake kindness. [looks pissed off]. I mean, it's time spent together, but it's still not real. Kind of like having an abusive boyfriend and saying ‘oh but he loves me.'"

On the married boyfriend that gave her a six month reprieve from prostitution
She started crying here, and it looked fake and very put on. Apparently she was living with a guy she met outside her escort job who knew she was a prostitute. She gave up the job for him and it sounded like he was paying for the apartment and all her bills. She supposedly didn't know he was married, but when he left her she had to go back to prostitution to pay the rent and her credit card debt.

She went back to being a prostitute in December, a month before the scandal
Here she read from her supposed diary from that time and she said it was hard to go back to prostitution after six months off. She said "I don't know why it was so difficult for me. What if I got sick, what if I got AIDS, what if I got killed? I never planned on going back to work, but I had to."

When asked why Spitzer was deemed a "difficult" client, as found out in the FBI investigation.
"Legally I've been advised not to discuss that." She also wouldn't discuss if she saw him more than once. "I don't feel that I brought him down. [that was] a decision that he made."

On her half-assed apology to Spitzer's wife.
Sawyer asked her if she had something to say to Spitzer, but she said "I don't think I would say it to him. I would say it to his wife. Sorry for your pain."

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