Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend
December 1st, 2008
Michael Phelps is banging some Vegas cocktail waitress slut, takes the ho home for Thanksgiving dinner
Orlando Bloom’s rep confirms that he is not engaged
Rosie O’Donnell’s karma bites her in her fat ass. Her new NBC variety show FLOPPED!
Tragic. Patrick Swayze’s pancreatic cancer has spread to his liver
Attention whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not legally married
I dunno whether it’s a good or a bad thing, but Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown aren’t back together.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spent Thanksgiving with the Beckhams
