Daddy Dude Is Speaking Out!

My favorite sperminating “rapper” of all time, Daddy Dude, will be giving People magazine an exclusive tell-all interview, explaining his side of the story!!!!!

At the time that I’m typing this, Tuesday night, his interview is scheduled to post within hours, at 5 a.m. my time, 8 a.m. Eastern. I will post K-Fed’s exclusive when I wake up.

This is MAJOR!!!!!! Okay, but it also makes me a little, (extremely), pissed off. People magazine is running this interview. It’s going to be sugar coated to death and safe and stupid. Damn. So I’m gonna do my own Q&A with Daddy Dude right now, k?

Firecracker: How’s life these days, Kevin?

Daddy Dude: Everything just be chill. Ya know.

Did you watch Britney Spears’ For the Record documentary?

Yes, [laughs].

Did I say something funny?

Hell yeah! That whole interview was funny. Britney said she married me for the wrong reasons but she didn’t say that when she was riding my dick! I kept her up all night and that’s why she married me. She said I hit it like them other boys done never could.

What else do you think about what Britney said?

Britney called me her “babies daddy” when she knows that I’m daddy dude. And why she can’t call me Kevin all of a sudden because she on MTV? The documentary was whack, yo! You want some real shit, watch our show Chaotic. We was high as fuck when it was goin’ down, but at least we was keepin’ it real. Fo sho.

What do you think about Britney releasing her new album, Circus? Do you wish her continued success?

Know what? I ain’t tryna talk about Britney no mo! I’m recording in the studio right now. Federation records will be droppin’ hits soon. It’s all about ‘09, baby! Now you can start axing me about dat.