Top 10 Strangest Google Searches

Here's the top 10 strangest Google searches that led people to poponthepop.com yesterday. By the way, these Google search entries work best if I post the searches from the previous day, so that's what I'm doin'.

1. britney spears karate kid quote - Why?
2. spanx - Who's obsessed with Spanx?
3. " her baritone voice " - Who could this be? Shiz! I say a lot of bitches have a baritone voice, but I think I said this about Kim of The Real Housewives of Atlanta because she's a man.
4. "her pit stains"
5. "zach braff"+bulge - Uh... I've never thought of searching someone's name +bulge but I think it's a good idea.
6. +kim +atlanta +orgasm - WHY, Gawd, WHY would someone wanna see Kim of The Real Housewives of Atlanta climax?!!!! I'm so speechless.
7. anal skinny bitches - Now this Google search has two options. Did they wanna see skinny bitches having anal sex? Or were they hoping to find stories about skinny bitches being anal people to deal with? I choose the former.
8. best hollywood fuuck - Best Hollywood fuuck? Who could this be ... my bet's on Miley Cyrus. Ha. Or Lindsay Lohan
9. bronx mowgli wentz circumcised - Leave Bronx's dick alone! It's no one's bisnass whether or not he's circumcised.
10. damaged vagina - PARIS HILTON!!! Just kidding. I actually wanted to find out wtf this search was about. A post on Jenna Jameson came up. Ha. See, when I'm insulting folks, I'm helping people on Google find the answers to their questions. You don't want a damaged vagina? Stay away from making too many professional or amateur porn videos, Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day.