A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.
Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest.
Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.
This is isn’t the first time there’s been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.
His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year.
Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).”
Whether this was an accident or not, this woman needs to get divorced, because her hubby is crazy! The only thing he should be reaching for during sex is her tits, ass, or chunks of hair. Sumthin’ sounds suspicious…
The Advocate: When did you first feel love from gays?
Chelsea Handler: When I had sex with my first gay man. It was pretty quick and painless, but I definitely felt it. [Laughs] I was never some fruit fly hanging around with a bunch of gay guys. I always just loved gay people. Now I definitely have friends and people on staff who are gay, but I don’t only hang around gay people. It’s not like I’m trying to be Tori Spelling — on many levels.. [...]
Did you attend any Prop. 8 protests or rallies?
I only go where the gay people invite me to go. It’s not nice to do things for the community only when people are looking. People who speak out for gay people just so that they can create a fan base annoy the shit out of me. People like Tori Spelling. She doesn’t have compassion for them. She’s not going out doing things for them. She’s like, “Oh, I have such a huge gay following.” It’s because no one else is following her!
Thank you, Chelsea! Tori has no fans so she says her fan base is “the gays,” which is pure lie-telling. Sad.
accidental nipples - I wanna know more. Is this about having more than two nipples? Giving an accidental nip slip? Or getting into some form of accident because hard nipples distracted you? I choose the latter. Hard nipples can be a serious problem; they hurt or they garner too much attention. Occasionally when they appear in all their stiff glory, their presence defines what ‘accidental’ is all about. Er,… I’m tryna understand this one.
bitch i’m talking to you four christmases - I’d like to think that this inquiry was intended to say ‘bitch, I’m taking you to four christmases,’ in that case, thanks, baby. You’re the perfect boo for taking your bitch to see Four Christmases.
i need a friend - Searching for one on Google is the wrong way to go.
skinny ass pics
“douche” “jenni” - Tryna find out if Jenni douches? Or if she’s dating a douche? Either way, I think you should try asking her, or texting her if you’re shy.
angelina jolie loves anal
buff women nude - HOT!!!!
gay? christian siriano - I’m thinkin’ maybe Christian has some family members who are in denial, because this man is a flamer.
hot girl feet hurt - WEIRD!
is annalynne mccord a virgin? - AnnaLynne’s dad is pretty tech savvy.
Kate Winslet is one of the most talented natural beauties in Hollywood, but blonde is not her color. It ages her so much, just like it does to Lindsay Lohan. It’s almost like Lindsay and Kate resemble here. The dark eyebrows are a bit much, too, because they’re pretty thick. And what’s Kate’s natural hair color? I have no idea. Luv her, though.
The pics of Ms. Winslet are from her NY premiere of her new flick, The Reader.
The Natalie Portman Collection for Té Casan, has closed up shop, making it even more of a limited edition than expected.
The critter-free line of footwear, announced by the longtime vegetarian back in January, was launched in February of this year to the delight of animal-loving fashionistas, but not so much to the credit-crunched masses—each pair retailed on average for $200.
However, Portman’s line didn’t fail on its own merits. Instead, it was a casualty of the folding of its parent company, Té Casan, which closed up shop for good last month.
The company’s website, too, has wasted no time in closing down. It’s unclear whether Portman will seek to continue her vegan venture with another partnership.
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil fucked in her hospital bed before he returned to jail the other day.
After Blake failed his drug test in rehab, he went to visit Wino in the hospital where he persuaded Amy’s inner-circle to give them “one hour alone” on his last night of freedom.
I love this quote:
He told Amy, 25, how sexy she looked - and unlike the line from her hit Rehab, she could not say “No, no, no”.
My gawd, I love tabloids for writing so much cheddar. Upon Blake’s pleas everyone left the room and it “was obvious” that they was making fuck.
Fielder-Civil then left the London Clinic and handed himself in to cops in Shoreditch, East London. He is likely to continue his 27-month sentence for assault and trial-fixing after breaking the terms of his early release.
Amy has been in hospital for ten days after collapsing.
I dunno if it’s just because I’m perverted and horny by nature, but I actually think this is pretty sweet. Any man who would tell me I’m sexy in a hospital gown and wouldn’t be repulsed by tubes in my arms or my exhaustion, which means I can’t put in any work, gets the green light from me … I should really raise my standards.
My fave line, “I am a weapon of massive consumption and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function.” Uh, scratch that, I love all the lyrics.
I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cuz everyone knows that’s how you get famous
I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner
Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear
Life’s about film stars and less about mothers
It’s all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic
and that’s what makes my life so f***ing fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault it’s how I’m program to function
I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track yeah I’m on to a winner
Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I’m being taken over by The Fear
Bridge
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I’m getting thinner
Chorus
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cause I’m being taken over by fear
Jennifer Aniston on her Vogue quote (”What Angelina did was very uncool”) being taken out of context : “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”
I was at the salon yesterday and I was shocked that “What Angelina did was very uncool” was on the cover of Vogue, too! I couldn’t have said it better than Jen.
On the rumors that she’s carrying boyfriend John Mayer’s baby because she refused alcohol while having dinner:
“Oh my God, it’s hysterical. You can’t do anything without it going to some extreme. It’s almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, ‘I’m pregnant!’ Everyone will be like, ‘Yeah, right.’ It’s the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!”
On her divorce from Brad Pitt: If you strip away all of the glitz and the glamour and the headlines – the shock and the awe of it – it’s just people living their life. Shit happens, and it’s normal as any other human being if you take away the headlines. It’s just not as interesting without the headlines.
On motherhood being in her future: “I’m on the verge of it in some way–or it’s something I long for.” … I’m on the verge of it in some way—or it’s something I long for.”
Jen has taken everything in stride. I adore her spirit and she’s so adorable. I think she’s pregnant right now, too. Heh. She better have some kiddos because she’ll probably be an amazing mother.
