Top 10 Strangest Google Searches

1. accidental nipples - I wanna know more. Is this about having more than two nipples? Giving an accidental nip slip? Or getting into some form of accident because hard nipples distracted you? I choose the latter. Hard nipples can be a serious problem; they hurt or they garner too much attention. Occasionally when they appear in all their stiff glory, their presence defines what ‘accidental’ is all about. Er,… I’m tryna understand this one.
2. bitch i’m talking to you four christmases - I’d like to think that this inquiry was intended to say ‘bitch, I’m taking you to four christmases,’ in that case, thanks, baby. You’re the perfect boo for taking your bitch to see Four Christmases.
3. i need a friend - Searching for one on Google is the wrong way to go.
4. skinny ass pics
5. “douche” “jenni” - Tryna find out if Jenni douches? Or if she’s dating a douche? Either way, I think you should try asking her, or texting her if you’re shy.
6. angelina jolie loves anal
7. buff women nude - HOT!!!!
8. gay? christian siriano - I’m thinkin’ maybe Christian has some family members who are in denial, because this man is a flamer.
9. hot girl feet hurt - WEIRD!
10. is annalynne mccord a virgin? - AnnaLynne’s dad is pretty tech savvy.