Daddy Dude Has a Gut and Tits

Kevin Federsperm has been spending a good chunk of his $20K/month child support checks on junk food.

The man can afford a nutritionist or trainer. But I'm into this. K-Fed's rolls are rolled up over his package, so hopefully they stand-in as a makeshift vasectomy, for now, keeping dem bitches away from his super cock. While Britney Spears has been looking more smokin' hawt than she ever looked while she was banging Kevin, he's got moobs. Karma's a fat ass bitch.

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