Lindsay Lohan: I'm Still 'With My Girl!'

Per Lindsay Lohan's typical has been attention whore ways, the faux lesbian took to her MySpace blog to dispel rumors that her and Samantha Ronson have broken up.

always the truth- scouts honor

so....

today i was out with my friend Jamie and paparazzi wouldn't stop asking me where samantha was. and i'm not writing this blog because i feel like i need to prove that i'm with my girl to anyone at all. but because it's just annoying. and i want to vent.

and i love myspace because it allows me to vent without having to deal with the noise of the "tabloids" and "stalkerazzi's" ....

all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did.... i would say it before they could even think of asking. i'd say it here probably... i say everything here on myspace. okay.

well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it's not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong... wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk'd, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what's really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!

Is it just me or does Lindsay stop being hot every time you read something she wrote? She sounds 12. Yay! So inarticulate, which is fine, bitch isn't a scholar, but still. Less is more, Linds. You always sound effing stupid and juvenile and intoxicated when you write.

People are still finding difficulty grasping that Linds isn't riding a few dicks at the moment and I'm glad, because she'll keep blogging and giving us more WTF moments.