I Can't Figure Out What I Wanna Do With the Space Between Rachel Zoe's Breasts

Should I rub some glue between her pancake tits and try to stick 'em together?

Play racquetball with the space between her boobs and see how far the ball bounces back?

Count her ribs?

Stand still, stare and wonder?

Raisin Face Rachel Zoe showed up at the Trevor Project benefit in L.A. over the weekend looking thick, healthy and youthful. I've only watched an episode or two of the Rachel Zoe Project and I've seen her husband. He's as gay as they come. If any man is married to this, trust me, he's going elsewhere for services, and I ain't talkin' bank transactions.