Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

December 9th, 2008 5:45 PM by Firecracker

grab her boobs - Why don't you start things off by going for the ass first?
hello nipples - Rachel Zoe's breasts say go eff yourself. They died a few years ago and her nipples have since fallen off.
i'm a gay male slut - Christian Siriano, Miley Cyrus' boyfriend, Gay Al or Jennifer Hudson's fiance.
married but still virgins
straight trannies - Huh?
brown milf - I dunno what the best color for a milf should be. But my top brown milf pick goes to Halle Berry, Laila Ali comes in second.
celebrity buttholes - I wish my starfish were famous. It would deserve its on star on the walk of fame. Get it?! ... *crickets chirping*
"sex more * boyfriend - For love or a suga daddy or if he's packing heat? Yes. If not, then you should be typing in "sex less boyfriend," honey.
buy a cheetah - Can you wrap it up for me with a big silver bow on top? Oh, and I'd like $20 cash back with that, please. Thanks.
dress fat - Yes, that dress does make you look fat. Heh.