Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day
- grab her boobs - Why don't you start things off by going for the ass first?
- hello nipples - Rachel Zoe's breasts say go eff yourself. They died a few years ago and her nipples have since fallen off.
- i'm a gay male slut - Christian Siriano, Miley Cyrus' boyfriend, Gay Al or Jennifer Hudson's fiance.
- married but still virgins
- straight trannies - Huh?
- brown milf - I dunno what the best color for a milf should be. But my top brown milf pick goes to Halle Berry, Laila Ali comes in second.
- celebrity buttholes - I wish my starfish were famous. It would deserve its on star on the walk of fame. Get it?! ... *crickets chirping*
- "sex more * boyfriend - For love or a suga daddy or if he's packing heat? Yes. If not, then you should be typing in "sex less boyfriend," honey.
- buy a cheetah - Can you wrap it up for me with a big silver bow on top? Oh, and I'd like $20 cash back with that, please. Thanks.
- dress fat - Yes, that dress does make you look fat. Heh.
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December 9th, 2008 8:40 PM
LOL - these crack me up. Seriously, funny shit!