Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day
- grandma has huge boobs videos - One of the most disturbing inquiries. Ever. Let's just say Granny's workin' wit some big hooters, they're probably touching her knees! Why do you wanna see 'em?
- jake gyllenhaal std - Ooooooohhhhhh! So. Not. True. Hey, groupie bitch, stay away from my Jakey Pooh!
- gay christian baby trailer - Ha! None of these words belong together. None.
- day before boob job - Hmmm. The day before a boob job what would I do? Film a sex tape with my natural tits. Yeah, that's it. Get a mani and pedi and play laser tag, nude, with my natural tits.
- its britmas bitch - It's not that serious. Britney fans be krayzee. I kind of like this search, though.
- deflated tits - RACHEL ZOE!!! Who else? I feel like I'm forgetting some bitches here. Keira Knightley...
- i fuck katy perry - I do too! Psycho.
- 117 pounds - Is that your goal weight, and how tall are you?
- grabs boob while kiss - How horny are you? There are plenty of good porn sites, and if you type this in and probably scroll through pages to get to POTP, you need sex rehab, stat.
- bedhead after party kim kardashian- What does having bedhead after partying with Kim Kardashian mean? This could go so many ways. Crazy fans.
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December 11th, 2008 10:00 AM
I agree S-Dawg. It makes me giggle and people at work give me funny looks....
December 10th, 2008 5:21 PM
Have I mentioned how much I look forward to this new feature? Honestly, this shit makes me laugh on a daily.