Here's Angie Jo at the L.A. premiere of "Gran Torino" looking all kinds of unproportioned. Angelina's just like, 'Muahahahaha! I don't eat, bitches! I fuck Brad Pitt, I don't wear hair extensions, and I'm more fertile than yo mama. Top that!'
We get you are a saint. You have 6 kids, you are a UN Ambassador and you have sex with Brad Pitt every night but why would you show up looking like this? No make up, jacked up hair pulled to the back of your forehead and a sweater that makes you look wider than the new Oprah's thigh??? Sorry, Team Jen here! She is banging!!
December 11th, 2008 5:39 PM
We get you are a saint. You have 6 kids, you are a UN Ambassador and you have sex with Brad Pitt every night but why would you show up looking like this? No make up, jacked up hair pulled to the back of your forehead and a sweater that makes you look wider than the new Oprah's thigh??? Sorry, Team Jen here! She is banging!!