Clay Aiken Isn't a Power Bottom, But He's Packing Heat

 

In response to my Clay Aiken's boyfriend is hot post yesterday, a Clay Aiken fan named Jay posted the following comment:

I hear on good authority Clay's a top. A very well endowed top.

Clay Aiken plastic surgery

But beyond that…Reed's a cutie, Clay's a decent guy too, they're seemingly happy…for gawd's sake, it should be enough.

But, dayum, Reed's bendy and lovely. Whew. Clay's a lucky man…but so is Reed.

Comments keep me blogging, they motivate me and prevent me from feeling like I'm writing to myself. I also have the utmost respect for anyone who lets me know who's catching and who's pitching.

Anyway, here's what was posted about POTP yesterday on the Clay Aiken message boards:

"Stole" this from the FS. LOVE it, and I can't help but think that Clay himself would get a kick out of it too.

http://poponthepop.com/2008/12/1...d-kelly-is-hot/

Awwwww!!!! Thanks. Also, I need to spend more time on the Clay Aiken message boards for the following reasons...

You get jokes from Clay's ex-boyfriend, John:

Dear Clay,

I'm so depressed. I offered you so much. How could you replace me with a younger guy? Haven't you heard that older men are wiser and more experienced. I could have been a daddy figure to you. How could you replace me with a 6'2" guy? Haven't you heard big things come in small packages? Plus, I wouldn't have to bend down to give Raleigh and Durham a biscuit? You know, I have blue eyes and brown hair too. And what will I do with all this Snow Queen Vodka and mine and your towels and boxer shorts. I know I shouldn't be upset with you. It's that "Wicked" man who has come between us... hmmm... that might not be a bad idea- having Reed between us. Call quickly, I think I just got myself aroused and didn't need the viagra!!!

Sex tips:

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

With PAL; Patience Angle Lube. Clay was my pal.

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

Speaking as a straight female who enjoys having my husband explore all parts of my body (yeh, too much info, but I DO have a point to make, lol), I can tell you that it only hurts the first few times, until you're able to just relax and enjoy it.

Tensing up and *expecting* it to be uncomfortable is what can contribute to it ending up hurting. It's a question of using your mind, over matter, in order to "think" your body into relaxation and to be at ease, so that you *allow* yourself to enjoy the different kind of sensation it provides from vaginal penetration.

Fashion advice:

I mean really, NO ONE wears black socks with shorts AND brown loafers! The visual is horrible!

And insightful commentary:

Clay's relationship with Reed must be bothering John more than he knows. He just can't stand the thought of Clay kissing and cuddling and fondling Reed with care and passion.

Clay Aiken message board

THANKS JAY!!

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7 Comments

  1. Jessica

    What website is that you posted? It doesn't seem like a Clay Aiken board I have ever seen. People seemed to hate his fans.
    Anyway good luck to Clay and his boyfriend.
    I don't know any details sorry. I just like to hear him sing and am glad he found someone.
    Also I find your blog pretty funny.

  2. jay

    Aw, ya used mah comment! I'm touched.:-)

    As to is Clay packing? There's lots of photographic proof, albeit clothed proof, more's the pity, truthfully. Several times while he was on stage performing it was an obvious thing. If I could make a link here I'd hook ya up. But, trust me, the goods are definitely there.

    As to the "John" mentioned...he's a bit of a whack job for sure. Not a word of truth to what he says.

    While you don't "know" me, would I steer you wrong, after giving you such good info??

    Anyway, Clay's a decent dude, hella kind in the love department, and Reed's a lucky guy.

    Trust.

  3. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    He isn't but I am:)!!!

  4. Firecracker

    Since you guys know so much about Clay, is he at least packing heat?! I must know.

  5. Dave

    All of the stories come from the same source, the guy who has never shown any proof that he ever met Clay, never mind had sex with him, admits to blogging for 3 years for the sole purpose of destroying Clay's reputation and his career. This creep is a stalker the same way that girl stalked Paula Abdul for years. Pay him no mind, he admits to lying about everything and then protests that he lied about lying. He's a fruitcake.

  6. Firecracker

    This is the reason why I don't like the name John, there's just too many of 'em!

    Thank you. So Clay's hookup John is the one who's talking so much shiz about Clay? I read something about Clay being into fisting, too. John, the creep, is airing out all his business? Nice. I never new Clay was such a slut, but I did have my suspicions.

  7. a fan

    Whao, hold up. That comment is not about Clay's very sweet ex boyfriend, John, it's about the creep (also called John) who claimed he hooked up with Clay once and then blogged about it for two years.

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