Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

- ninja pussy - I, too, would like to think that my vajayjay lips would go Kung Fu fighting whenever necessary. Or at least bust a cap in a dude's ass if he steps outta line. I actually made this inquiry up! It popped in my head and I liked it so much that I decided to post it.
- she's electric boogie boogie boogie - Aaaahhhh...
- forgot panties - Sure you did. That's so not possible. Wait, I think I have once.
- insanely kinky sex - Mentally insane people make the best fuck? I believe it.
- firefighter sluts - My favorite kind of sluts carry big hoses. Get it. Heh. Heh. Uh...
- banging stepmoms - How 'bout electric stepmoms that go boogie boogie boogie? This entry reminds me of a lot of disturbing Howard Stern shows I've listened to. Like one in particular when a son talked about banging his biological mother.
- flavor of a sister - If I could assign a flavor to my sister it would be cayenne pepper, what flavor would your sibling(s) be? And what kind of recipes do you think you could use 'em in?
- why is she called rihanna - Very critical and thought-provoking question. But I'm guessing that when "she" was born, the name her parents selected was Rihanna. This person is a threat to his or her own offspring.
- girlfriend feels icky about lesbian feelings - LINDSAY LOHAN!
- is vicodin like marijuana - Please stay outta the pharmaceutical industry.