Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

1. "spread her butt" - And dig for gold and diamonds.
2. is eva longoria white? she doesn't look white to me
3. bow to pop sex - How does one go about doing this? Does this happen after one or both parties take a bow?
4. chinnifer - Jennifer Aniston! I've never heard this before but I luvs it!!
5. all things clay aiken - CLAYMATES!!!! Aaaaaaaahhh!
6. nude on the rag girls - OH. MY. GAWD!!!!
7. bare camel toe - Can't exist. Isn't the whole premise of camel toe cloth wedged between snatch lips? Ya can't be nekkid and serve up the toe.
8. bruised sluts
9. lice off - I've never had it and I dunno what works, but reading POTP is good for the mind, body and spirit. I think it gets rid of lice too.
10. omg wtf kitty - Fo sho!

I posted these today because I didn't do one yesterday but Google Searches are a Monday - Friday thang. ;)