Quote Me of the Day: Hugh Hefner's Sons

Marston, 18, (left):

"I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends -- not at the same time, I can't imagine that."

Cooper, 17, (right):

"I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl. One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back."

Marston sounds way virginal and Cooper be pimpin' already. Cooper probably accepts applications from cougars and films porn on the side, too. He's my preference. These quotes come from the new issue of Playboy where the junior Hefners sound off. I'd love to have their lifestyle even though I'm a chick. Cooper said he's already gotten into trouble from having to explain to his mother that his bedroom door is a "revolving door." This dude has it better than rock stars!