On filming a scene for his new MTV reality show, Bromance.

"We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I'm sitting there and you know when everybody around you is crying, how do you not cry? It was hard not to. So there was one time I almost shed a tear."

I'm ashamed to say that I wanna see Bromance. I won't, like, pencil it in onto my schedule, but I'll watch the reruns. I don't know why. It looks like caca, but that's part of the formula behind MTV's magic - make crap shows that people will spend 90% of their time trying to figure out why they're watching it in the first place. And second, this show would never get a green light if Brody wasn't handsome. Ever. He is such a mimbo, I don't even find him hot anymore. He's only worthy of a one-night stand, with the lights on, of course.