I Could Never Picture These Two Dating
In Touch is reporting that Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, who split from Paris Hilton less than a month ago, is secretly dating the socialite's on-again/off-again pal, Britney Spears.
"They've been on a few dates," a snitch close to Madden revealed in the December 29 edition of the tab. "They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite."
So far, things are blossoming smoothly for the rumored lovers.
"She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her."
And you'll never guess how the two met.
According to the In Touch spy, Britney's manager worked with Papa Jamie Spears to create a list of potential boyfriends for the pop icon. In addition to Benji, the list also included Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford, actor Jesse Metcalf, and Olympian Michael Phelps.
"Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up."
There's just something about Paris Hilton's pussy, infested or not, that sets men up and makes them appear more attractive, for whatever reason. Benji's got it made now. I think he would treat Britney well, I just don't really think Britney's the serious relationship type of ho, especially with her demanding career. I can't imagine how much work it must be for her to make her fuckships work. On a sidenote, I want pics of these two tongue fucking. Now!
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December 19th, 2008 3:37 PM
Omg...that was brills. Seriously, I might have to use one of those on my Xmas card next year. I love the last one "Laughter is the best medicine for Hangovers" especially when you realized you had sex in an alley and wake up covered in puke, some wierd white shit in your hair and missing a shoe! NO GOOD!!!
FC you are the true inspiration!!
December 19th, 2008 3:06 PM
Gyllenhaal, you're a cheerleader. You should write a self-help book. What would it be called?
Suggestions:
How to be hot and get others to recognize it
Why you should love life, because it's good shiz!
Work out so you can be as sexy as I am
Laughter is the best medicine for hangovers
December 19th, 2008 2:59 PM
LMAO!! No need for double wrapping!! Lol! That was good!
I agree with the Paris. That is why I loves her!!
December 19th, 2008 2:23 PM
I still think dating Paris makes men - trolls like Benji - appear more desirable. Like, 'why would Paris date him?'
And Papa Spears needs to know that Britney is not going to speak to him when his conservatorship ends. They had a strained relationship before he stepped in, people who watched her documentary says it's so obvious that she hates him, and who does he think he is? This story sounds credible. Papa Spears is crazy!!!! Benji REALLY doesn't seem like Britney's type, maybe she won't even bang him and there will be no need for double wrapping.
December 19th, 2008 2:07 PM
If her dad really made a list of her men that is really jacked up. Come on, the girl is 27, let her find her own man. This is crossing the line of way too damn controlling. I love me some paris and the world knows it but I sure as hell wouldn't want to date any man after her. I am gay so there is no desire for that beaver because I even know there is some alien shit growing in there. Double wrap that shiz Brit!!