Festive Time

 

The Bratmans are BAD JEWS! Look at Christina Decked out in green and red like she still celebrates Christmas. Plus, Jordan is carrying Christmas wrapping paper. It looks like their kid Max will be a Chrismukkah kid (see Seth Cohen).

Even though they lack Hanukkah spirit, Jordan and Christina are making me feel slightly festive. Festive enough to make cookies. I made white chocolate macadamia nut and double chocolate mint cookies. That's right, that bitch Martha Stewart doesn't got shit on me.

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4 Comments

  1. Firecracker

    LMAO at your compliment 'keep me laughing and I won't turn into a bitch.' You're too kind! :-p

  2. Jester

    Thanks Mr. Gyllenhaal,
    I love your comments, keep them coming... even the bitchy ones.

  3. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    That was pretty funny!!! I agree with FC so far I am impressed and that says a lot!! Keep up the hard work and keep me laughing and I won't turn into a bitch. So far your part time replacement is working it!!

  4. Firecracker

    You iz funny! I know how to pick 'em. :)

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