Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day
December 22nd, 2008 5:45 PM by Firecracker
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- "kelly rowland is passing gas" - and it smells like jasmine and kettle corn.
- omg i can't believe how sexy you still are! - I can't either. Especially now that I haven't been going to the gym since my car accident. I blame it all on good genes, though, bitch!
- bottom power bottom difference - Being a power bottom makes the world a better place and having protected sex can make a difference.
- spread em baby - But will you pay me what you had promised? I don't come cheap, Eliot Spitzer.
- sexy text messages for your gay boyfriend - Don't make me go there. I wrote the book. Seriously, at least one of my ex-boyfriends has to be openly gay by now.
- naked sluts with cellulite - Pass gas that smells like Kelly Rowland's.
- sex husband and wife - I wanna see Brangelina, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Avril Lavigne and her troll, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and Hilary Clinton riding Bill with a strap-on.
- 12 year old girl nude dont tell anyone - I'm gonna tell yo mama, perv!
- i do not understand
- one night stand slut pics - When they come on ceramic mugs they make the perfect stocking stuffer.
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