Dallas Cowboys Lose 6-44, Tony Romo Collapses in Locker Room

After getting my ass handed to me like a little bitch, I would collapse, too!

After last Sunday's biggest loss in Dallas Cowboy franchise history, ESPN reports that Tony Romo collapsed in the shower. ESPN.com says that medical staff brought in a stretcher, but Tony walked out on his own. Being a good sport, he also answered questions in a post-game news conference shortly after, but he had to be helped to the podium.

Updated word on the ESPN.com street is that Tony may have suffered a rib injury in the second half of the game. Tony has refused to answer questions about his health.

I'm lost. Rib injury = collapsing butt nekkid in a locker room in front of all your boys? I mean, my lower back hurts right now and I dunno if that's gonna effect, like, my ability to do the deuce on the toilet and talk on the phone at the same time. I guess you can never be too cautious. Shit.

Get better, Tony!!