It took me some time to find these pictures of Michael Phelps’ hot new piece, Caroline Pal. Is she hot? Yes, with her clothes off. With clothes on, she’s not my style, but I trust that she can give a good strip tease. Hmmm… in the last pic her implant looks wonky.
Anyway, according to Caroline’s myspace page, she lives in Long Beach, CA, and attends Cal State Northridge. She’s a cocktail waitress at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
I love love love the lollipop covering up her nipple picture. It’s some of the dumbest shiz I’ve ever seen. I want her to pull an Ashley Dupre and get a record deal and try to do a clothing line and shit. If sex appeal and good pussy can’t bring you fame and wealth in America, then, sadly, the terrorists have won.
Btw, Michael Phelps’ friend came out yesterday and said that Michael is dating “a lot” of women and he’s just enjoying his celebrity status. Translation: Michael doesn’t want to have to tell all the bitches he’s banging that he has a girlfriend and he wants to keep the pussy coming. Well played, Mr. Phelps.