December 2008 News Archive (Page 10)

Her Glory Days Have Expired

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Paris Hilton ugly

To some, Paris Hilton used to be hot... and, to some, Paris Hilton is still hot, but to me, a female blogger with 20/20 vision, she's looking more and more like a kiwi bird:kiwi-bird-stuffed-f705 and Kathy Hilton love child everyday. The only way for her to fix her frying pan face is to gain weight to make her cheeks fuller, but she's not gonna do that. Paris was at the Beverly Hills Dolce & Gabana opening last night looking like an Egyptian anorexic tranny.

I Fly Like Paper, Get High Like Planes

90210's Shanae Grimes at the Gemini Awards in her homecountry, Canada.

Product Placement Anyone?

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NetFlix, is this is a charity event for Feeding America or is it a virtual commercial?! An irrelevant brand should not be plastered all over a public organization's event like this, even if it sponsored the event. Makes me queasy. I used to work in the ad industry and there is nothing that advertisers will not do to reach their target audience. Ads will become more and more intrusive. I don't give a fart nugget about product placement overkill in television shows or movies, but NetFlix has shit to do with the impoverished and hungry. The NetFlix logo could appear on the hats but the aprons is pushing it.

Newly minted Golden Globe nominee Anne Hathaway cooks up a good time for students at the Renaissance Cafe at St. Aloysius School in New York's Harlem neighborhood on Monday. The actress participated in Feeding America's holiday initiative, unveiling the anti-hunger campaign's artwork at the event.

Daddy Dude Spending Stacks on Hookers and Weed

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Daddy Dude's latest PR stunt was landing the cover of People magazine recently where he talks about raising his children with Britney. Daddy Dude's father also weighed in talking about what a good papa he is - I skimmed it at the chiropractor's office but plan on reading that shiz. However, Star magazine dug up the dirt and reports that Daddy Dude's dick is on the loose! He often parties it up with hookers, smokes weed all day and remains unemployed.

"Kevin isn't always the model dad that he wants to appear to be," says a family source. Another insider takes it a big step further: "Kevin's been trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes! He acts like he's the father of the year, but he's far from it.

Behind the scenes, he's a pot-smoking slacker who doesn't have a job but still goes out of town to party for days and leaves his boys in the care of their nanny, Jenny. She's amazing, but sometimes it's a lot for her to handle…

"Kevin loves smoking weed and spends hours getting high and playing video games with his buddies, he loves sexy hookers and regularly parties with them at his home in L.A."

All the proof we need that K-Fed's been blazing it up is his gut. He's been getting the munchies like crazy and he's not a backup dancer anymore so all the fat keeps piling up. And I told ya his gut has been keeping women away from his penis. He's gotta pay for hookers now!

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Kate Winslet Makes Me Eat My Words

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Unlike what I said before, Kate Winslet is a banger! I love the blonde hair now. Well done. Here's Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio at the world premiere of Revolutionary Road. Can't wait to see it!

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Dolce & Gabana Opening in Beverly Hills Pics

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are Getting Married

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Gisele Bundchen is reportedly planning her wedding to New England hottie Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. The couple will not have a long engagement, only a small wedding ceremony in Costa Rica or Brazil.

"[She is] making secret, low-key wedding plans with boyfriend of two years Tom Brady," a source, who claims the couple want to keep it their nups a low-key affair, tells In Touch Weekly. ""There will be no engagement. Just a small wedding in mid-March," the insider alleges.

Homewrecker Gisele, 28, and Tom, 31, have been dating since late 2006.

Well, I hate homewrecker skanks so I hope they split. But only after they have some babies first. These two are working with some damn good genes.

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Has Kim Kardashian Gotten Sexier or Prettier?

I say both.

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Kimmy K walked the red carpet at the Spike TV Video Game Awards looking delicious. The bangs make her look, uh... bangin! And she should keep flat ironing her hair. Luvs it!

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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

  1. high school sluts in sneakers - Why not hooker boots, girls?
  2. popping nipples - Is harder to do than popping pimples, which makes it more rewarding, but my preference is popping the plastic bubbles that come wrapped around merchandise.
  3. dakota fanning slut pics - Give her another two years, they'll leak.
  4. 50 cent crying - Can he really?
  5. good booty - Jessica Biel! Ruben Studdard.
  6. california titties - What about Florida scrotums? Anyway, I hear the sex is better in Arizona.
  7. jızz - Only with juice, baby.
  8. how is lauren conrad so rich - She was born into wealth and has seven reality tv seasons under her belt.
  9. take her thong off - With your teeth is always best.
  10. how to assassinate kids at school - Do I gotta try to contact the FBI now?!

Quote Me of the Day: Brody Jenner

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On filming a scene for his new MTV reality show, Bromance.

"We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I'm sitting there and you know when everybody around you is crying, how do you not cry? It was hard not to. So there was one time I almost shed a tear."

I'm ashamed to say that I wanna see Bromance. I won't, like, pencil it in onto my schedule, but I'll watch the reruns. I don't know why. It looks like caca, but that's part of the formula behind MTV's magic - make crap shows that people will spend 90% of their time trying to figure out why they're watching it in the first place. And second, this show would never get a green light if Brody wasn't handsome. Ever. He is such a mimbo, I don't even find him hot anymore. He's only worthy of a one-night stand, with the lights on, of course.