December 2008 News Archive (Page 12)

Singer he is not. Kanye West performed Love Lockdown and Heartless on Saturday Night Live and he did the best he could for a rapper who can not sing and sounds like shit. The best part of Kanye's performance is the backdrop - he should just run sick clips on their and play the track of his single on speakers as he lip synchs. My ear drums want a refund.

George Bush had a news conference in Baghdad today where he was making a farewell visit when an Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at President Bush and he barely missed his monkey face! Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is seen trying to protect Dubya while he looks dumbfounded and ready to stand in the same spot and wait for more shoes to come his way.

CNN reports that among Muslims throwing shoes at someone or sitting so that the bottom of a shoe faces another person is considered an insult. Before the shoe throwing, the reporter said,

"This is a farewell kiss, you dog!"

George Bush told reporters,

"I'm OK. It doesn't bother me. So what if he threw a shoe at me? All I can report is it is a size 10."

I'm wondering if this turd is going to force other reporters to have to remove their shoes before gaining entry into news conferences. It's like one piece of dookey has a bomb in his sneakers and everyone has to remove their shoes at the airport. It only takes one muthatrucka to ruin things for all of us. On a sidenote, I love this video. I was watching football when this breaking news footage aired. :)

In early October William Balfour showed up at Julia Hudson's workplace and accused her of dating another man. He told her he would harm her family if her relationship continued. Julia dismissed William's threats because he had threatened her family before and she considered it to be same shiz, different day.

On October 24th William went to the Hudson home where he saw a birthday present for Julia that he thought was from her alleged boyfriend. William warned her again to stay away. Julia and William left around 8:10 a.m. William then returned to the Hudson home around 9 a.m. where he shot Jennifer and Julia Hudson's mother in the living room and her brother in his bed. Investigators are still unable to assign a time to when Julia's son Julian King was murdered, but they assume it was the same day.

Now this is one evil bastard. Julia's mother, brother and son had nothing to do with Julia moving on and seeing someone else. Finding out the motive behind this tragedy sends shivers down my spine and booty crack (figuratively, about the booty crack). This headcase is so sick, uneducated and twisted that Jennifer Hudson would have been killed too if she was in Chicago at the time of the shootings.

Who else wouldn't be surprised to find out William would hit Julia, too? Obviously I wouldn't be. Why do women put themselves and their loved ones in harm's way by associating themselves with such trash? I will never know, but being single will always be much healthier and stable than getting caught up in a violent relationship.

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Marston, 18, (left):

"I'm not going to have multiple girlfriends -- not at the same time, I can't imagine that."

Cooper, 17, (right):

"I can imagine doing that. I don't think it's an odd thing to do. You date around to try to find a connection with some girl. One girl comes in the front door while the other one gets pushed out the back."

Marston sounds way virginal and Cooper be pimpin' already. Cooper probably accepts applications from cougars and films porn on the side, too. He's my preference. These quotes come from the new issue of Playboy where the junior Hefners sound off. I'd love to have their lifestyle even though I'm a chick. Cooper said he's already gotten into trouble from having to explain to his mother that his bedroom door is a "revolving door." This dude has it better than rock stars!

One singer can sing, the other singer can only sing with synthesizers and studio help. Can you guess who's who? Well, the one with talent, Lily Allen, covers the one without singing talent but stage presence, Britney Spears, and the result is pretty decent. I understand the lyrics now and I wanna drive around or clean up my house while listening to Lily Allen's "Womanizer" instead of screaming in agony like I do when I hear Britney Spears' version. Enjoy.

Charlie Sheen and ex Denise Richards's daughters are unharmed after being involved in a car accident Friday in Malibu.

"Charlie told me that the girls are fine," said publicist Stan Rosenfield. "He said it could have been much worse. They were in their car seats, and he is extremely grateful for the safety features from Mercedes."

The girls, Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, were being driven in a Mercedes SUV around 3:30 p.m. when a Honda Civic made a turn in front of them, sparking a four-car collision, Sgt. Evans of the L.A. Sheriff's Department confirms. The girls' nanny was driving. 

"The only person injured was the driver of the Honda," Sgt. Evans said. "There was no crime committed." 

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Jennifer Hudson has cancelled the first video shoot scheduled since the October deaths of her mother, brother and nephew.

The Oscar winner, 27, planned on shooting the clip for "If It Isn't Love" in L.A. next week, her J Records rep confirmed to the Associated Press Dec. 9.

"The video was set up before the tragedy and she felt like she should finish what she started, but she's realized that she's not ready to go back to work, it's too early," the source adds.

I would wonder if Jen is like her shady sister if she did shoot a video now. Glad she's being honest about how she feels. Luckily she'll only get stronger.

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1. "spread her butt" - And dig for gold and diamonds.
2. is eva longoria white? she doesn't look white to me
3. bow to pop sex - How does one go about doing this? Does this happen after one or both parties take a bow?
4. chinnifer - Jennifer Aniston! I've never heard this before but I luvs it!!
5. all things clay aiken - CLAYMATES!!!! Aaaaaaaahhh!
6. nude on the rag girls - OH. MY. GAWD!!!!
7. bare camel toe - Can't exist. Isn't the whole premise of camel toe cloth wedged between snatch lips? Ya can't be nekkid and serve up the toe.
8. bruised sluts
9. lice off - I've never had it and I dunno what works, but reading POTP is good for the mind, body and spirit. I think it gets rid of lice too.
10. omg wtf kitty - Fo sho!

I posted these today because I didn't do one yesterday but Google Searches are a Monday - Friday thang. ;)

Gossip Girl's Ed Westwick is the father of my first unborn child and the muse of the erotic dreams I don't have, but could. Here he is on the balcony of some spot smoking and looking hawt while appearing inebriated and assholish as he tells the paps "Fuck off, but call me!"

Lesbian activist and progressive feminist Katy Perry has "apologized" for hinting that Lily Allen is fat.

Katy said,

I’m like a skinner version of Lily Allen!

Lily responded with,

“It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”

Now Katy's explaining herself,

"Yeah, I made a joke about [that] earlier this year, I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny. I didn't mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously."

I have no problem with a female calling another bitch fat, or hinting at it by saying how she's a "skinnier version," but do so to a ho whose arm is thicker than your neck, at least. Have you no self-respect?

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