December 2008 News Archive (Page 14)

... but he is cute.

Back from their Brazilian retreat, Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves take their 5-month-old son Levi for a family lunch date Thursday at Bristol Farms grocery store in Beverly Hills.

Bettie Page,  who became one of America's most famous and notorious pin-up girls in the 1950s, died in Los Angeles Thursday after having her life support removed following a heart attack. She was 85.

"She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality," her agent, Mark Roesler, said. "She is the embodiment of beauty."

Page was a 27-year-old secretary when a photographer on the beach at Coney Island discovered her in 1950. She went on to star in a series of sensual and nude photographs, including a Playboy centerfold and some that featured her in sadomasochistic poses.

After disappearing from public view for decades in which she became a devout Christian and was diagnosed with acute schizophrenia, Page re-emerged again in recent years, even becoming the subject of a 2005 feature film, The Notorious Bettie Page, in which she was portrayed by actress Gretchen Mol.

Page's three marriages all ended in divorce.

People

1. ninja pussy - I, too, would like to think that my vajayjay lips would go Kung Fu fighting whenever necessary. Or at least bust a cap in a dude's ass if he steps outta line.  I actually made this inquiry up! It popped in my head and I liked it so much that I decided to post it.
2. she's electric boogie boogie boogie - Aaaahhhh...
3. forgot panties - Sure you did. That's so not possible. Wait, I think I have once.
4. insanely kinky sex - Mentally insane people make the best fuck? I believe it.
5. firefighter sluts - My favorite kind of sluts carry big hoses. Get it. Heh. Heh. Uh...
6. banging stepmoms - How 'bout electric stepmoms that go boogie boogie boogie? This entry reminds me of a lot of disturbing Howard Stern shows I've listened to. Like one in particular when a son talked about banging his biological mother.
7. flavor of a sister - If I could assign a flavor to my sister it would be cayenne pepper, what flavor would your sibling(s) be? And what kind of recipes do you think you could use 'em in?
8. why is she called rihanna - Very critical and thought-provoking question. But I'm guessing that when "she" was born, the name her parents selected was Rihanna. This person is a threat to his or her own offspring.
9. girlfriend feels icky about lesbian feelings - LINDSAY LOHAN!
10. is vicodin like marijuana - Please stay outta the pharmaceutical industry.

In response to my Clay Aiken's boyfriend is hot post yesterday, a Clay Aiken fan named Jay posted the following comment:

I hear on good authority Clay's a top. A very well endowed top.

But beyond that…Reed's a cutie, Clay's a decent guy too, they're seemingly happy…for gawd's sake, it should be enough.

But, dayum, Reed's bendy and lovely. Whew. Clay's a lucky man…but so is Reed.

Comments keep me blogging, they motivate me and prevent me from feeling like I'm writing to myself. I also have the utmost respect for anyone who lets me know who's catching and who's pitching.

Anyway, here's what was posted about POTP yesterday on the Clay Aiken message boards:

"Stole" this from the FS. LOVE it, and I can't help but think that Clay himself would get a kick out of it too.

/2008/12/1...d-kelly-is-hot/

Awwwww!!!! Thanks. Also, I need to spend more time on the Clay Aiken message boards for the following reasons...

You get jokes from Clay's ex-boyfriend, John:

Dear Clay,

I'm so depressed. I offered you so much. How could you replace me with a younger guy? Haven't you heard that older men are wiser and more experienced. I could have been a daddy figure to you. How could you replace me with a 6'2" guy? Haven't you heard big things come in small packages? Plus, I wouldn't have to bend down to give Raleigh and Durham a biscuit? You know, I have blue eyes and brown hair too. And what will I do with all this Snow Queen Vodka and mine and your towels and boxer shorts. I know I shouldn't be upset with you. It's that "Wicked" man who has come between us... hmmm... that might not be a bad idea- having Reed between us. Call quickly, I think I just got myself aroused and didn't need the viagra!!!

Sex tips:

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

With PAL; Patience Angle Lube. Clay was my pal.

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

Speaking as a straight female who enjoys having my husband explore all parts of my body (yeh, too much info, but I DO have a point to make, lol), I can tell you that it only hurts the first few times, until you're able to just relax and enjoy it.

Tensing up and *expecting* it to be uncomfortable is what can contribute to it ending up hurting. It's a question of using your mind, over matter, in order to "think" your body into relaxation and to be at ease, so that you *allow* yourself to enjoy the different kind of sensation it provides from vaginal penetration.

Fashion advice:

I mean really, NO ONE wears black socks with shorts AND brown loafers! The visual is horrible!

And insightful commentary:

Clay's relationship with Reed must be bothering John more than he knows. He just can't stand the thought of Clay kissing and cuddling and fondling Reed with care and passion.

Clay Aiken message board

THANKS JAY!!

Grey's Anatomy alum and Private Practice star Kate Walsh is stunning, but she sucks when it comes to love. Kate is in her late thirties and she says that she was a very late bloomer when it comes to love. Kate's husband Alex Young proposed to her after dating her for like two months. Like a desperate, naive woman, she said yes and they got hitched within a few months. Now 15 months later Alex has decided to quit being a hubby. I wouldn't be surprised if Kate found out via mutha effing text. This guy is such an opportunist tool.

Entertainment Tonight

I gots three words: Hawt. Airbrushed. Uncomfortable (to wear).

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Usher and his wife Tameka have a new addition to the family: a baby boy born on Wednesday.

The new Raymond (whose name has not yet been released) joins older brother Usher Raymond V, who turned 1 on Nov. 26. The couple married in 2007. Tameka, 37, also has three sons from a previous relationship.

A source says Usher was at his wife's side during the delivery.

Last month, he told Access Hollywood that his soon-to-arrive baby was "one of the best Christmas gifts there is to have."

"I'm so proud to be a father by the time I'm 30," Usher (who hit the big 3-0 in October) told PEOPLE back in August. "I'd hate to be 80 years old and not be able to run with my kids. I need to still be able to do flips when they're in high school!"

Here's Angie Jo at the L.A. premiere of "Gran Torino" looking all kinds of unproportioned. Angelina's just like, 'Muahahahaha! I don't eat, bitches! I fuck Brad Pitt, I don't wear hair extensions, and I'm more fertile than yo mama. Top that!'

You know Orlando didn't keep his hands loosely wrapped around his Victoria Secret model girlfriend Miranda Kerr. What is it about PDA that makes you wanna scream except when you're the one participating? It has shiz to do with being single or not. Seeing public displays of affection makes you miss your significant other, want a significant other, or hate. You're never thinking awwww.... how cute! even if it's the cutest couple ever.

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