December 2008 News Archive (Page 15)

Should I rub some glue between her pancake tits and try to stick 'em together?

Play racquetball with the space between her boobs and see how far the ball bounces back?

Count her ribs?

Stand still, stare and wonder?

Raisin Face Rachel Zoe showed up at the Trevor Project benefit in L.A. over the weekend looking thick, healthy and youthful. I've only watched an episode or two of the Rachel Zoe Project and I've seen her husband. He's as gay as they come. If any man is married to this, trust me, he's going elsewhere for services, and I ain't talkin' bank transactions.

Jennifer Lopez at "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" Los Angeles premiere.

And she loves purses. After watching this video, you won't wonder why. After all the wonderful Beyonce Single Ladies YouTube videos, some gay dude took it to a whole other level! He covers Britney Spears' Circus and he must have burned 90 calories by flinging his neck alone. Does he think he's the male version of Brit Brit? He flails his arms just like her, but he is so dramatic. And why was I turned on when he was rubbin' down his nether regions in the shower?!

Watch him strip! And make sure you stick around until the end when someone appears, forcing him to shut his strip tease down. Why are all these sluts so low budget?

Britney Spears' camp doesn't want any crackheads or pot heads to join her on tour, so they drug test her backup dancers.

"They all had to be drug tested and, if they didn't pass, they were fired. She is under strict watch."

"It's going to be a pretty big tour," says Robert Baker, the studio director at Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood, where Spears frequently rehearses. "They're going to have a three-ring circus with live animals, so it's probably stricter liability."

"I don't think it's a common practice, but each artist is different," Baker tells E! News, referring to the drug-testing issue.

I have a feeling Britney's dad is behind this. Papa Spears is too damn controlling. In another year she'll be pushing 30 and he needs to back off. I think Britney's got her mind right now but she's still treated like a disobedient toddler. She just wants to go through life like a karate kid, and after spending a decade as a solo artist, she deserves a little freedom and the right to make her own decisions.

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Jay Leno makes me itch, and it has nothing to do with that broom chin of his; he's just one of the worst hosts in television history. He asks dumb questions, makes guests uncomfortable, can't tell a joke to save his life... now that Jay will have a primetime variety show at 10 p.m., this may ensure that his television career will implode.

Conan O'Brien will begin the hosting the Tonight Show on June 1, 2009, while Jay's show will air weeknights at 10 p.m. on NBC. Who's gonna tune in for that? Bub-bye!

Okay, so how much does winning American Idol, tours, album sales and starring in Broadway's The Color Purple pay you? Not enough.

Fantasia Barrino is about to be evicted from one of her two Charlotte, North Carolina, homes.

The 6-bedroom, 6,232 square-foot mansion is set to be auctioned off on Jan.12.

Barrino, a single mother to daughter Zion, purchased the home, located on Bevington Place, in March 2007. The price was $1.3 million.

Her other house, also located in Charlotte, was purchased in July 2004 for $740,000 and records show it's not in financial trouble.

Her recent tune, a duet with Jennifer Hudson called "I'm His Only Woman," was just nominated for a Grammy.

As long as Fantasia gets her stuff out, what's the big deal? Does she even care now that her bisniss is out in the public? Maybe it's bad publicity, but I'd just let my house get foreclosed if I didn't want it no mo. That's just how my work ethic goes.

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Scott Ruffalo, the brother of actor Mark Ruffalo, died late Monday night after being shot in the head Dec. 1 â€" the same day the suspect in the shooting was placed in police custody in Beverly Hills.

Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Renato Moreno told the Associated Press that Ruffalo, 39, died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The death occurred one week after he was shot inside his Beverly Hills condo.

Shaha Mishaal Adham, 26, turned herself in to authorities Monday after Beverly Hills police issued an attempted murder warrant for her arrest. She is being held without bail, and the attempted murder charge will likely now be altered to murder.

Adham's friend, Brian Burton Scofield, 29, who had been named as "a person of interest" in
 the case, also arrived at the police station with Adham. He was booked for a misdemeanor traffic warrant for past
 violations.

A well-known hairdresser who worked in salons such as Kenneth George in 
Santa Monica and Giuseppe Franco in Beverly Hills, Scott Ruffalo had held a California state cosmetology license since 1991.

Like his brother Mark, Scott was born in Kenosha, Wis., before moving with his family to San Diego. There has been no comment from Mark Ruffalo, 41, about his brother since the tragic incident last week.

Scott Ruffalo was married to Luzelena Ruffalo, and was stepfather to her daughter, Lucinda.

So senseless. My condolences go out to the Ruffalo family.

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Kevin Federsperm has been spending a good chunk of his $20K/month child support checks on junk food.

The man can afford a nutritionist or trainer. But I'm into this. K-Fed's rolls are rolled up over his package, so hopefully they stand-in as a makeshift vasectomy, for now, keeping dem bitches away from his super cock. While Britney Spears has been looking more smokin' hawt than she ever looked while she was banging Kevin, he's got moobs. Karma's a fat ass bitch.

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De'Angelo Wilson, 29, had parts in 8 Mile, Antwone Fisher and The Salon. He hung himself one day before Thanksgiving but it took authorities one week to find his family. He was found dead in a commercial building in Los Angeles.

D'Angelo's family couldn't afford to fly his body to Dayton, Ohio, but his friends including Antwone Fisher paid to transport him home for a funeral. His mother says he was having trouble finding work and was depressed. She had spoken to him about six weeks ago.

Antwone Fisher said,

"He was such a fun and funny guy," said Fisher. "I'd have backyard parties and De'Angelo would always come an hour early to help me set up. He'd tell great jokes … It's just real hard to think of a guy that happy and fun getting down so low."

"He got depressed," said Wilson's mother, Debra. "His career kind of failed, and I think he was beating himself up. Things were real down and he just didn't know how to pick himself up." His most recent roles were in 2005's "The Salon" and "Mercy Street" in 2006.

Wilson was taking acting classes at Kent State University when he was cast in "8 Mile." He was on a roll, it seemed, until the bottom dropped out and the acting parts were few and far between.

SO. Sad. May D'Angelo rest in peace. Condolences go out to his family and friends.

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Twilight's breakout star Robert Pattinson is a dirty whore who posts some of his business on his Facebook page. That's not a no-no, it's a never-should-do-it-ever when you're famous. But I'm glad he did because I found this all infinitely amusing.

Rob Patsy insinuates that he's already fucked co-star Kristen Stewart, she's into him more than her stalker boyfriend, he isn't interested in Joe Jonas' girlfriend Camilla (pictured above in white), and he promises to "take care of" his girlfriend's needs when he gets back. Very hot. Is that statement chivalrous? Ha. I haven't heard any guy say he's gonna take care of my needs in gawd knows how long, instead last week I heard, "I just wanna fuck you hard all night." Although passionate, somehow it doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Same effect, though, trust. In my book, that's romantical.

Anyway, I would transcribe these, but I think it's better if you click away and enjoy, click on each pic twice for the largest version.