December 2008 News Archive (Page 15)

Macaulay Culkin's sister, Dakota, was struck and killed by a car in Los Angeles this week, police confirm.

The 29-year-old stepped in front of a car in West L.A. just before 11 p.m. on Tuesday and was rushed to UCLA hospital with massive head trauma, according to LAPD spokesman Richard French. She died the following day.

"The driver stopped, rendered aid, and identified himself as required by law," said French. "Detectives determined that the driver was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol and that no crime was committed."

Calls to Culkin's rep were not immediately returned.

How tragic. R.I.P.

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My future baby daddy Chace Crawford, 23, was caught tongue fucking fellow Gossip Girl costar, Taylor Momsen, 15. Some folks are up in arms and caling their epic union "illegal." But there's no proof that they've consummated their relationship... Chace hasn't signed my release forms yet, okay?

Besides, what else are Chace and Taylor supposed to do, sit in their trailers and text in between scenes?! Everyone in the cast except for Leighton Meester is banging someone else. I hope the tension is detectable onscreen when shiz hits the fan. Salacious.

Everyone in the cast of "Gossip Girl" is hooking up with each other - and Chace Crawford and Taylor Momsen are at the center of the latest smooching session.

A Page Six spy spotted the co-stars sneak away during their holiday party at Haven on East 51st Street to steal kisses in the corner, but Crawford's rep denies it. Last week Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr were kissing in an airport, and original "GG" couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are still going strong!

At 39, Jennifer Aniston looks better naked than I do. Go Jen! I wanna be taking hot butt nekkid photos when I'm pushing 40, too. Isn't it funny how so many of us females swear we were fat in high school but it's not until later that we realize what we were workin' wit?!

Anyway, here's some excerpts:

As for her feelings about Mayer, 31, she says, "Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I'd heard ... you know, uh 'Your Body' â€" that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it's just great to sit and be witness t that. It's kind of like, Whoa!"

Aniston's currently working on a film called Pumas, which she calls "sort of a female Wedding Crashers" about two "aspiring cougars."

"It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made," she says. "Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They'd want to change it; they're saying, 'Oh, you can't do that, people just can't imagine you..."

It's part of what she sees as a disturbing problem in Hollywood.

"Look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine," she says. "There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."

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On his favorite Angelina Jolie movie,

"Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Because you know ... six kids. Because I fell in love."

At first I thought Brad Pitt was a douche for saying this because he's just rubbing it in Jennifer Aniston's face... then I remembered that they got divorced forever ago. It's stale news and being honest is what people do post-breakup. It's the public, other gossip bloggers, cough, who keep the Brad Pitt/ Jennifer Aniston breakup alive.

1. grandma has huge boobs videos - One of the most disturbing inquiries. Ever. Let's just say Granny's workin' wit some big hooters, they're probably touching her knees! Why do you wanna see 'em?
2. jake gyllenhaal std - Ooooooohhhhhh! So. Not. True. Hey, groupie bitch, stay away from my Jakey Pooh!
3. gay christian baby trailer - Ha! None of these words belong together. None.
4. day before boob job - Hmmm. The day before a boob job what would I do? Film a sex tape with my natural tits. Yeah, that's it. Get a mani and pedi and play laser tag, nude, with my natural tits.
5. its britmas bitch - It's not that serious. Britney fans be krayzee. I kind of like this search, though.
6. deflated tits - RACHEL ZOE!!! Who else? I feel like I'm forgetting some bitches here. Keira Knightley...
7. i fuck katy perry - I do too! Psycho.
8. 117 pounds - Is that your goal weight, and how tall are you?
9. grabs boob while kiss - How horny are you? There are plenty of good porn sites, and if you type this in and probably scroll through pages to get to POTP, you need sex rehab, stat.
10. bedhead after party kim kardashian- What does having bedhead after partying with Kim Kardashian mean? This could go so many ways. Crazy fans.
    

Jessica Biel works the pole like a pro in her new film Powder Blue and she's got the perfect assets for the gig. Good job!

David Beckham takes his love for adventure to new heights Sunday with a bungee jump off a bridge in Auckland, New Zealand. The soccer star reportedly enjoyed the drop so much that he immediately headed up for second jump.

This is just a whole lotta fug overload for me. Is that a bad angle? Because Ashlee Simpson looks like dog shit. Like a lesbian librarian on crack. Make sense? I'm confused too. Honey, remain indoors until your face figures out what it's trying to do with itself, and skip the lipstick.

In her first public post-baby outing, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz leaves newborn son Bronx Mowgli at home Monday to attend a surprise Fall Out Boy concert at the Troubadour in West Hollywood. The new mom cheered on husband Pete Wentz and his band as they performed songs from their upcoming album, Folie à Deux.

This shit has nothing to do with protecting animals, the nudity is just about distracting us so we'll stop making fun of Khloe Kardashian's face and moose knuckle. Gasp! And maybe we'll even call her hot?!

Did it work? Someone has been airbrushed to def.

When I found out Clay Aiken is giving it to broadway dancer Reed Kelly many thoughts began to fill up my empty little head, e.g., I've been waiting for this day for so long! Like a proud gossip blogging mama, now that Gayken is outta the closet I get to report on who he's jacking off. This excites me greatly.

Also, a lot of folk are shocked that Gayken landed such a hot dude. No surprise here, um, hmmm, don't even trip, Clay's a diva. He knows how to deliver one hell of an eye-roll, flick of the wrist and bitch face combo. I can tell he's got good taste.

And I hate don't mind to be all stereotypical, but I have to take it there - who's a top and who's a bottom? Reed Kelly is the love child of Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight and I'm guessing they argue a lot. I can hear 'em now.

Reed: I wanna be a bottom!

Clay: No, I wanna be a bottom.

Reed: But you were a bottom last time, it's my turn?

Clay: Take turns, what are you 12?

Reed: If you want me to be tonight, honey, I will be.

Clay: Oh, shut up and make me your lollipop! *Fingersnap*

The lucky fella? Broadway dancer Reed Kelly.

"Everybody knows Reed as Clay's guy," a Broadway insider says of the Wicked ensemble member. "Clay met him when he was doing Spamalot in early 2008, and that's one of the reasons he came back to the show again."

They even appeared together at Rosie O'Donnell's Building Dreams for Kids gala last month. "It was obvious they were a couple," a partygoers says.

This story reminds me of one of my old favorite when Claymates attack POTP post.

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