December 2008 News Archive (Page 2)

I like a man who isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Patsy was at a No on H8 show. Score. And he defended Heath Ledger. Score again. This is like reason #547 why me and Patsy were made for each other.

According to a witness at the No on H8 show at The ­Improv in Hollywood on Dec. 16, Twilight star Robert Pattinson, 22, booed a comic who said, "Here's my impression of Heath Ledger," then collapsed and began faking convulsions.

"Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him," the source tells Us Weekly. "[Pattinson screamed] f--k you! You suck!"

But the actor -- who recently cut his famous hair -- went unrecognized by the performing comic. "The comic didn't know who it was, but I'm sure he found out later!"

Britney Spears spent Christmas in India with her new boyfriend Sandip Soparrkar, a Bollywood choreographer who worked on her "Womanizer" video. Britney met Sandip at a party thrown by Madonna earlier this year, and she flew to India for a three-day vacation with her new man candy. Sandip may also fly to L.A. to ring in the New Year with Brit Brit.

Britney and Sandip have been dating for three weeks. He's a choreographer and a pin-up in India, and look at those big ears! You know what they say about big ears, dontcha? Nothing! But I do think this dude is pretty handsome. Anywho, Sandip is employed and makes more money than Daddy Dude and Adnan put together. Upgrade!

"Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they're determined to have a relationship just like any other couple. Sandip is very down to earth and keeps Britney grounded. For Christmas, Sandip â€" or Sandy as Britney calls him â€" presented her with a traditional Indian sari. She wore it during a candlelit dinner.

"The pair were whispering and giggling all night. Sandy ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was nicking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute."

How long before Papa Spears grounds her and puts out a restraining order on Sandip? She was nicking at his dough balls for Christ's sake! That sounds like code for giving head to me, and I'm sure Papa Spears is looking into this.

The Mirror

He huffs, and puffs â€" and blows out the candles! John Legend celebrates his 30th birthday Sunday night with a party at New York City's Lucky Strike bowling alley, where the singer was presented with a piano-shaped cake.

After getting my ass handed to me like a little bitch, I would collapse, too!

After last Sunday's biggest loss in Dallas Cowboy franchise history, ESPN reports that Tony Romo collapsed in the shower. ESPN.com says that medical staff brought in a stretcher, but Tony walked out on his own. Being a good sport, he also answered questions in a post-game news conference shortly after, but he had to be helped to the podium.

Updated word on the ESPN.com street is that Tony may have suffered a rib injury in the second half of the game. Tony has refused to answer questions about his health.

I'm lost. Rib injury = collapsing butt nekkid in a locker room in front of all your boys? I mean, my lower back hurts right now and I dunno if that's gonna effect, like, my ability to do the deuce on the toilet and talk on the phone at the same time. I guess you can never be too cautious. Shit.

Get better, Tony!!

I dunno about you, but when I picture two lesbians in the heat of an argument, I'd like to think that the disagreement pops off with a nude pillow fight on top of thick white, soft sheets on a king size bed. Hair pulling, boob slapping and nipple pinching would promptly ensue, but the brawl would end in a tie. Then round 2 begins in the kitchen where both hos, armed with dildo and vibrator in hand, viciously attack each other in a sex toy sword fighting session atop the dining room table. Still nude, of course. Then, if both attempts at deciding a clear winner fail, the two hot, naked, sweaty lesbian chicks return to their bedroom where they take turns pleasuring each other. A winner is chosen based on endurance, the first one who comes loses.

However, sadly this is not how things went down last week at Samantha Ronson's house.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's fight sends Samantha to the hospital!!!! The two were in a nuclear screaming match at their Hollywood Hills home.

Neighbors tell us they were going at it for a long time, but it reached a crescendo at around 4:00 AM after one of them screamed at the other, "You never say you love me." The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break. Sam then screamed, "If you're gonna break things get out of my house." One neighbor described the conversation as "wailing, with lots of obscenities."

A short time later Sam went to the hospital -- her rep says for exhaustion.

You know it's totally time for Michael Lohan to take to his new blog and blast Lindsay for being abusive, but he would never do that. In Michael's eyes, Samantha Ronson is the problem. Everyone except for himself is the reason why Lindsay doesn't like him. Yes, this story came out on like Christmas Eve, all, but I thought it was just too juicy. Since last week, Lindsay and Sam have been photographed during their daily outtings. Their relationship is in turmoil but they're both trying to hold on for as long as possible. This split will be so ugly.

Zooey Deschanel is ready to walk down the aisle.

The actress and singer, 28, and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, 32, who is also in the indie band the Postal Service, got engaged before the holidays.

Deschanel, currently starring in Yes Man opposite Jim Carrey, also released her first album, Volume One, in March with her band She & Him.

I like Zooey, but her knockoff Katy Perry look kills me. I saw Zooey on Paste magazine yesterday and I didn't wanna pick it up because I thought she was Katy. Their resemblance is way too strong. I haven't seen such freaky lookalike shit like this in Hollyweird since I pointed out that Gayken was looking like LiLo or Owen Wilson resembles Ellen.

People

Whew! I was getting skurred, because this is not the way things should go down with Thomas and Gisele. First, Tom must knock up Gisele in what seems to be a common practice modern day matrimony pre-requisite - just like he did when he dumped his pregnant ex-fiance, Bridget Moynahan. Next, Gisele will birth four kids instead of one. I'm sure three of them would be gorgeous and one of them would be fug. I would then go on to tease the fug one relentlessly just like I did with Suri Cruise, because it's all for good luck. Look at how adorable Suri is now? Insults can prompt positive changes. I know this because Suri will be thanking me later, and so will Tom and Gisele (after they split), and Bridget will live happily ever after.

People

Michael Lohan, the forty something year-old daddy dearest of Lindsay Lohan, has created a blog mikelohanonline.com where he can post his trash talk about Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and anyone he pleases.

The rumors that the mentally unstable man child is dispelling with "the TRUTH!" are nothing but rumors posted on gossip blogs. Being the rocket scientist genius person that he is, Mr. Lohan assumes hat every story he reads is true, including that Lindz doesn't write blogs about him. Hey Mike, here's a hint: Lindsay Lohan hates you whether she writes her blogs or not, and she is happy to attach her name to said blog posts. Think about that for a minute and then blog about it.

Here goes most of Mike Lohan's first entry:

What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, "Samantha is on drugs!"

Lindsay's only response was, "look at him!"

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her?

Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best?

Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don't use people, don't lie about people, don't bare false witness, don't be envious or jealous and certainly don't LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

More from Mikey Lohan:

The tabloids and other blogs discuss some of the same things we will. But in most cases, don't even investigate the things they report.

So, if you want The Real Story and you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.

I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't Michael Lohan get a stalker? Any takers? I hate this man that much and I'm not calling him Mike Lohan, either. He's just trying to distance himself from the negative public perception that he creates. Try again, and for fug's sake, dress like you're in the 21st century.

Mariah Carey won't allow snow and wind chill to ruin her opportunity to flaunt the cleavage. Here she is in full red Dior just about everything in Aspen, then shopping the next day. Work it till your nipples start growing icicles off the tips!

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