Michael Lohan, the forty something year-old daddy dearest of Lindsay Lohan, has created a blog mikelohanonline.com where he can post his trash talk about Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and anyone he pleases.

The rumors that the mentally unstable man child is dispelling with "the TRUTH!" are nothing but rumors posted on gossip blogs. Being the rocket scientist genius person that he is, Mr. Lohan assumes hat every story he reads is true, including that Lindz doesn't write blogs about him. Hey Mike, here's a hint: Lindsay Lohan hates you whether she writes her blogs or not, and she is happy to attach her name to said blog posts. Think about that for a minute and then blog about it.

Here goes most of Mike Lohan's first entry:

What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, "Samantha is on drugs!"

Lindsay's only response was, "look at him!"

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her?

Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best?

Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don't use people, don't lie about people, don't bare false witness, don't be envious or jealous and certainly don't LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

More from Mikey Lohan:

The tabloids and other blogs discuss some of the same things we will. But in most cases, don't even investigate the things they report.

So, if you want The Real Story and you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.

I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't Michael Lohan get a stalker? Any takers? I hate this man that much and I'm not calling him Mike Lohan, either. He's just trying to distance himself from the negative public perception that he creates. Try again, and for fug's sake, dress like you're in the 21st century.

Mariah Carey won't allow snow and wind chill to ruin her opportunity to flaunt the cleavage. Here she is in full red Dior just about everything in Aspen, then shopping the next day. Work it till your nipples start growing icicles off the tips!

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One of the fiercest talents in Hollywood, the legendary Eartha Kitt dies

Kingston Rossdale's Christmas

Bristol Palin delivers a son, keeps it "fucking redneck," and names him Tripp.

Who is Drew Barrymore sucking faces with now?

Jennifer Aniston beats Brad Pitt at the box office. She may die a happy woman now.

The end is near!! The Hills season 4 ratings DOWN 25 PERCENT! :)

On Sunday morning I finished packing my bags at 2:30 a.m. then woke up at 4:30 a.m. to catch my flight at 6:42 a.m. I then flew from SoCal to my East Coast destination. I was very upset that I had no internet access while I was flying. I thought I would. I didn't get it. I felt like it was all a deceptive master plan to piss me off. I suddenly wanted a refund on my ticket. And my Verizon Wireless broadband chip. And my Mac Book Pro. Straight WTF?!

POTP means the world to me. It is this job that's allowing me to take this vacation in the first place. In no way am I trying to neglect my duties. In fact, I had already written around eight drafts before Monday, and I was planning on putting a week's worth of posts on my posting schedule to appear this Monday - Friday, but plans changed when pretty much no news broke this weekend. Which made it pretty difficult to squeeze the nips out of 5 stories to make enough milk for 50.

So it's Monday, almost 6 p.m. Eastern, and I will attempt to do my best at getting y'all caught up on the gossip. I know that some of my posts won't be the timeliest of entries this week, but please know that I work hard cough on them and I'm posting em so you can read the random 2 cents I tend to deliver, because that's how I roll.

Also, On behalf of all POTP readers, thank you Jester for stepping in and blogging for me next week.

Don't like my post title? I jacked it from someone else. It's Christmas Eve today, which means we're gonna act like common folk and we won't be blogging over the holidays. However, I'll begin poppin' again on Monday. I have to pack and fly away for vacay and I hope you'll be busy and warm and cozy and that your family won't work your nerves too much. Thanks for giving me many blessings.

<3

Firecracker

Also, my Snow Patrol and Lady Gaga contest winners will be notified via email by 12/26. You made it so hard for me to choose! Thank you all for your very kind responses. :)

Additionally, unfortunately I'll be turning off comments next week because my internet access will be extremely limited and no one should have to wait and wonder if his or her comment will be approved. I also get a lot of spam comments and I won't have to worry about those either.

I'll be blogging from Monday 12/ 29 - Jan. 2nd and Jester will be blogging from Monday Jan 5th - Wednesday Jan 7th, thanks Jester! :) January 8th and 9th will be off days.

Merry MERRY Christmas!!!! :)

1. using female sluts as urinals -  If I had a penis I possibly would?!
2. uncontrollable laughing - At the Single Ladies YouTube videos.
   
3. your sister shows her tits - And your brother shows his dick, but at least your sister gets paid for it.
4. how to pop own joints
5. kelly clarkson small tits - REALLY? Looking for proof...
6. power bottom list - How do I submit my name for consideration?
7. bitch pics
8. a full video of sex - With yo mama!
   
9. fitness dvds for fatties - Awww... Nothing makes a better Christmas present than suggesting someone should lose some weight.
   
10. gyllenhaal jake circumcised
    

Beycone's "Diva" single cover art.

The amount of times I would fall on my ass if I attempted this would probably have me so bruised up I'd go to the hospital. Those heels!

Whatever is on top of Posh's head looks like the hybrid of a toupee and a mullet.

I'd like to think the reason behind this mess is a quickie with her man on her way to dinner in Milan.

Lily Allen bared her bee sting tits while sunbathing on the beach, sipping a drink and laughing with a friend. I'm sure she was pleased that the paps were taking pics of her mini boobs. I wonder if I would walk around topless if I had AA cups like Lily. I guess I will never know, but somehow I will have to find the strength within to carry on. What is it about these small chested whores that makes them so proud of their knobs?

Lily Allen's boobs, again

This song is gorgeous, I had it on repeat the first time I heard it and the video is decent. I thought Beyonce was sticking with black and white videos? Anyway, here's a bootleg version cause the original has been already pulled from YouTube.

Original Video - More videos at TinyPic