Britney Spears is back to driving. Her father who is currently her conservator had forbidden her to drive a while back. Clearly he has changed his mind. It's a good thing because Britney was crying on her documentary about how she just loved to drive and missed it so much. Well she can take that off the list of the many things she can't do without her father's permission.
Question: Who is this boy and why must I look at the beginnings of his bush on every blog?
Answer: This is allegedly Madonna's new fling that she picked up in Brazil. Whilst in Rio De Janeiro shooting a editorial for W Magazine, she picked up Jesus Luz a Brazilian male model.
"She was very interested in him," our sources say - so interested that she invited Luz to join her tour in Sao Paolo and he accepted. "He's there with her now and [photographer] Steven Klein is helping him get along with everyone."
It looks like Madge is pulling a Britney. K-Fed anyone?
Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to stay on track. Over the summer she released a "buzz track" called Bossy. It was actually good! Because of the positive feedback, Motown had slated her album, Spirit In The Dark, for a November release. Well, for those of you who hate Lindsay and wouldn't have noticed otherwise, Lindsay's album never released.
Apparently it's not even Motown's fault. It's Lindsay's. She's been spending all of her precious sapphic time with her lover Samantha Ronson. Record execs can't get a hold of her, and they are getting PISSED!
Say what you will about Lindsay, but her albums are actually good. I mean they aren't mind blowing, but they are catchy. I know this because my eyeballs don't throb while listening to it. Regardless, it is fucked up that Lindsay can't take two seconds to release her album. It's not like she's doing anything important. Album before leggings bitch!
President Bush recently gave up golf in a move of solidarity for the recession. President Elect Barack Obama must not feel the same. I'm sure that in a fit of Republican bitchiness some right-wingers will try to accuse him of not being patriotic.
This is not what concerns me. What concerns me is the fact that Barack Obama thinks it's okay to wear cargo shorts. NUH NO! I have to believe Michelle didn't see him walk out the door in this attire. That's how much I respect Michelle Obama's sense of style.
Oh no everybody! Michael Jackson has alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency. Yikes, I don't know what it is but it sounds expensive. Apparently it's a rare genetic disease that is causing the King of Pop to need a lung transplant. I would really like to know if Michael's parents were related prior to getting married. Incest is the only way I can explain Michael and his crazy diseases.
Regardless, Ian Halperin the author of Michael's biography is giving all the details. He says, "He's had it for years, but it's gotten worse. He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with itâ¦(But) it's the (gastrointestinal) bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him."
I am so indifferent at this point. I don't dislike MJ, but I don't like MJ. If anything I feel really sorry for Michael Jackson and his children.
There has been so much drama in regards to the Twilight sequel New Moon. First the director of the first film Catherine Hardwicke was not re-hired by Summit Entertainment. Then the production company of the film scheduled pre-production before they even hired a director. When Summit finally decided to hire Chris Weitz, they announced that they may not be re-hiring Taylor Lautner who played Jacob Black in the first film.
The drama doesn't stop there. Earlier this week rumors started to swirl concerning Taylor's potential replacement. Allegedly Michael Copon of One Tree Hill and Scorpion King 2 was being considered for the role. Copon did nothing to dispel the rumors. In fact he updated his facebook status twice with messages like "Michael Copon [is] in a Twilight Zone!" and "Michael Copon is the older Jacob Black!" Michael's publicist confirmed to MTV news that the facebook page was indeed Michael's.
On the other side of the ring, Taylor Lautner told MTV News (video HERE) that he was not out of the running. Taylor said, "I have been working out. I've been working out since the day we finished filming Twilight. I just weighed myself today; I've put on 19 lbs.I'm guaranteeing Weitz 10 more [pounds] by filming."
Michael then responded via Hollywire. The gossip blogger in a impromtu interview asked the actor about the role. Michael said that he would be honored to play Jacob, and that he thinks he and Taylor look a lot alike.
Michael then gave an interview to J-14 Magazine. In a fit of douchery Michael said:
I have nothing against Taylor personally. I think he's great and tremendous at what he does. But it's just adjusting to the fact that Jacob has to grow. It's a matter of going with the storyline. It goes with the territory. I see so much in Jacob Black that I feel like wasn't brought to the first film that if I had the opportunity, I would totally create an amazing character. He's more than just a guy who walks around and smiles and likes Bella. It's just too one-sided. It's two colors and I feel like Jacob is full of a hundred colors.
Personally I prefer Taylor. He did really great in the first film even though he didn't have much screen time. It would also be more consistent to keep Taylor. Michael looks nothing like Taylor. He is Filipino, while Taylor is actually Native American. Michael also has a really shitty attitude about the whole thing, and his means of getting the role is in really poor taste.
PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has named Oprah as their "Person of the Year." Why would an animal rights group pick a non-vegetarian billionaire? Well it's not because of her fierceness.
This past April Oprah did a show about the atrocious puppy mills and dedicated the show to her 13-year-old cocker spaniel Sophie, who had recently passed. PETA's president Ingrid E. Newkirk said that Oprah had used her "powerful voice to defend those without one."
I saw that episode and I am not ashamed to say that I mildly cried. It was sad y'all! There were dogs that couldn't stand because they had lived in cages their whole life. Lancaster Pennsylvania aka Amish country is where most of these puppy mills are. I live about 45 minutes away from there. They are absolutely horrendous to their breeding dogs. Oprah really did do a good thing. She deserves it, and she didn't even have to get naked.
I am extremely happy to introduce Jester!
So here's how I discovered him: I was looking up something random online when I came across Jester's website. I spent a good chunk of time reading it and I wanted to return. I thought I had bookmarked his site, then when I wanted to go back days later, I realized that I didn't bookmark it and I couldn't remember what the name of it was either.
I spent a long time trying to find it, and I did! I then asked Jester if he'd like to come on board and he said yes. So here he is. Today is his test drive. He'll be back for more goodness in January when he'll begin blogging twice/week. Enjoy. And feedback is always welcome, of course.
Thank you Jester!!! :)
I did, and I was not impressed. Not only did Jim Carrey beat Will Smith to the #1 spot - MAJOR shocker - Seven Pounds was pretty predictable.
Will Smith, Rosario Dawson and the talk show hosts who interviewed them kept talkin' bout how YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS UNTIL THE END! YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE MOVIE UNTIL THE END, AND THEN IT'LL MAKE SENSE!
Really? Not so much. VERY early on in the movie I knew exactly what was going to happen in the end. There were clues everywhere! Puh-lease. Also, I kind of loved Rosario Dawson in the film, and I pretty much hate her. I think she's ugly. There, I said it, not apologizing. She looks like a fish. Her bug eyes, big lips and dark circles around her eyes make her look like a recovering crackhead. I also dislike her because her life is too easy. She was discovered on the street, which means she's lazy. But, Rosario does clean up well and she did a decent job.
Something else that annoyed me was the sex scene. It gave me nothing to work with. It was like romantic and meaningful or some shiz. Bor-ring. So Seven Pounds came in at No.2 with $16 million while Jim Carrey's Yes Man came in at No.1 with $18 million. Hancock was a big pile of crap and now Seven Pounds is one predictable production featuring Will playing another subhuman/ god-like character? I guess we'll have to wait and see what he's up to next and where he'll land in box office rankings.
Amy Winehouse topless pictures aren't as bad as you would think. Amy Winehouse's boobs aren't bad. I can't say the same for the rest of her hip-less body and emaciated gut, but I'm impressed that she's got some B cups to work with.
Amy Wino's breasts.
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