December 2008 News Archive (Page 6)

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1. excuses to show people your penis - Being drunk, hawt, hot or on a dare.
2. fat girls can't - be skinny and fat at the same time.
3. butch pussy - Rosie O'Donnell. Ewwww!!
4. cant believe daughter growing up
5. i like trannies and im straight - So do I.
6. orgy casting call - Where in L.A. is this goin' down?
7. robert pattinson´s phone number - I'm not gonna give you that.
8. sluts in leggings - Lindsay Lohan!
9. small penis - Spencer Pratt
10. booty showing - on Broadway and 5th at 9 p.m. tonight.
    

This is 23 year-old Christina Raines, the lucky lady 54 year-old Drew Peterson will wed. Is it just me or does Christina look like she be turnin' tricks in the park on the side? That's gonna go over real well with hubby Drew. And look at her eyebrows! They scream 'SKAAAANKK!' Bitch may wanna get married so she can get some bills paid, but that will come at a price.

What's the best way to honor the "missing" wife that you killed a year ago? Marrying a new wife that you can also murder. The legacy survives!

I'm not entirely certain Drew will murder Christina, but he will manipulate and abuse her to the fullest extent of his abilities. In the Drew Peterson TV interviews I subjected myself to, he was bitching about how hard his life is and made deragatory statements about his "missing" wife. He's a prize! Tragically there just aren't enough Scott and Drew Petersons in the word today.

So, what I found out today with a little research is that Christina and Drew have been dating for four months. Drew has known Christina since she was a teen. Her father, Ernie Raines, is less than enthused you can say. He said,

"I'm doing everything I can to try to get her away from him. . . . I'd like to say to him: Stay away from my daughter, take his ring back and look for his wife before he's out trying to get another young girl."

Ernie also said that if Drew doesn't pick up his phone he is going to drive his Cadillac "right through Drew's house!"

We got a new Papa Spears on our hands!!! :)

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They undeniably got it from their mama!

Thandie Newton takes her two daughters, Ripley, 8, and Nico, 4, for a fun day out ice-skating at the Winter Wonderland fairground in London's Hyde Park on Thursday.

The 36-year-old British actress has been married to English writer/director/producer Ol Parker for over a decade.

Thandie can next be seen in the upcoming post-apocalyptic sci-fi film directed by Roland Emmerich (10,000 B.C., Independence Day). She'll play the First Daughter to Danny Glover's character President Wilson.

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Bristol Palin's "fucking redneck" baby daddy Levi's mother Sherry Johnson was arrested yesterday in a drug bust. Sherry Johnston, 42, ain't too old to parrrtay! She's being charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance, Alaska's Anchorage Daily News reported today.

Johnston was arrested Thursday at her home with a search warrant as part of an undercover drug investigation by Alaska State troopers. Troopers said they charged Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance â€" typically manufacturing or delivering drugs â€" as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.

Her arrest took place around noon, after which she was booked at Mat-Su Pretrial Facility, according to a booking officer there. She reportedly was released on a $5,000 unsecured bond just after 2 p.m.

Sherry did not comment to the reporters who were at her crib yesterday and Sarah Palin is refusing to comment.

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When Jay Z proposed to Beyonce with an 18-carat flawless diamond ring (est. at $5 million), he also presented her with a imitation version (valued at $5,000) so she can wear it on stage and out in public.

"Even though Beyonce's real engagement ring is insured, she doesn't always feel comfortable wearing such a valuable stone."

Beyonce publicly displayed her wedding ring for the first time on the red carpet for Fashion Rocks at Radio City Music Hall in NYC. Photogs and journalists went gaga over her bling, so we don't blame her being super cautious. Isn't it funny how her "imitation ring" costs more than most people's real wedding rings?

I think this is kind of tragic. Not being able to wear the bling you've worked seven years to get is crazy. I wouldn't feel safe walking around with it either, though. No wonder I don't see B wearing her ring at a lot of events.

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LAPD Officer April Harding says a security guard reported a forced entry at 5 a.m. at 3300 Clarendon in Sherman Oaks and the guard described the burglar as a man in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves. An estimated $2 million worth of jewelry and other belongings was stolen from the home of Paris Hilton, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The robbery occurred overnight at Hilton's Hollywood Hills home. The burglar or burglars got into the house through an unlocked door, according to LAPD sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the investigation was ongoing.

Detectives from the LAPD's Van Nuys division were at the home this morning conducting interviews. The sources told The Times that Hilton was not home at the time of the burglary and that the house is equipped with security video equipment.

It remains unclear whether this case is connected to last year's series of serial burglaries that targeted celebrities in the Westside.

Hilton recently told Esquire magazine about her home: "The best thing I've ever bought with money is my house. Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party."

My original draft got deleted. I can't recreate it. :( Technology is good shiz!!!!

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In Touch is reporting that Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, who split from Paris Hilton less than a month ago, is secretly dating the socialite's on-again/off-again pal, Britney Spears.

"They've been on a few dates," a snitch close to Madden revealed in the December 29 edition of the tab. "They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite."

So far, things are blossoming smoothly for the rumored lovers.

"She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her."

And you'll never guess how the two met.

According to the In Touch spy, Britney's manager worked with Papa Jamie Spears to create a list of potential boyfriends for the pop icon. In addition to Benji, the list also included Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford, actor Jesse Metcalf, and Olympian Michael Phelps.

"Larry made some phone calls and Benji ended up being the most interested in being fixed up."

There's just something about Paris Hilton's pussy, infested or not, that sets men up and makes them appear more attractive, for whatever reason. Benji's got it made now. I think he would treat Britney well, I just don't really think Britney's the serious relationship type of ho, especially with her demanding career. I can't imagine how much work it must be for her to make her fuckships work. On a sidenote, I want pics of these two tongue fucking. Now!

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The couple will say "I Do!" during the weekend of January 9-11 in Southern California.

Fergie, 33, and Duhamel, 35, were recently photographed at a Crate and Barrel in Beverly Hills, where they scanned kitchen items.

"It's all going great. It's fun, actually," Duhamel recently told Entertainment Tonight of planning their wedding. "We're both really excited about it and it will be good."

Where would they go after getting hitched? Possibly Canada.

"This would actually be a great honeymoon place," he said. "I would love to take her here."

I just can't wait for some fugalicious babies.