December 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

Gossip Girl actress Kelly Rutherford, 40, says that she still breast feeds her 2-year-old son Hermes. Kelly is expecting her second child with husband Daniel Giersch this summer.

"It's an amazing bond with your child. Some cultures do it up to five years, normally. I thought, ‘Well, I'll just do it as long as it feels right for my son. I was thinner after my pregnancy than before, and I think a lot of it was the nursing. They say it helps your body get back to shape in a natural way."

I luvs it! Now that Kelly's pregnant again, one baby can get one tit, the other baby can get the second. That's what teaching your kids about sharing is all about.

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"We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest.

"A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week.

"The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement.

"Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children."

Sometimes gossip blogging is so hard. I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.

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The man looks delicious in a suit!!! And I never knew Penn's face was so chiseled. I watch Gossip Girl religiously, but this is news to me. Penn has never struck me as cute. He's so guy-I-see-everyday-on-the-street and so what's the big deal, ya know? He's just like one of those guys who remains in the friend zone because he's just not attractive when you're sober. Then one day you have a very, detailed dream about doing obscene stuff together and you're like, okay, he's not half bad - at least not in our dream. Maybe there's something I'm missing? But you never find out because you rather obsess over guys way outta your league who don't open the door for you and don't offer their balls to you like Penn does.

All these fauxmosexuals trivialize lesbian relationships and it's shameful ... But is it hot? Aubrey O'Day is the latest Hollywood skank to keep everyone guessing about whether or not she's a born again lesbian.

"At this point in my life, I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually. The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love...no matter what options are on the table. All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."

Rumors that O'Day was a lesbian spread throughout Hollywood when she showed up to the Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch party last Wednesday with a woman she was overheard calling her girlfriend. She also brought a gal pal to a Nascar Sprint party in NYC earlier this month.

Why is it so important to categorize these skanks' sexuality? They're attention-whore sexual - will do anyone or anything for a little press. When everyone stops losing interest, they return to the cock like herpes on Paris' snatch.

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Diddy threw his baby mama Kimmy Porter a birthday party Monday night in West Hollyweird and I'm kind of weirded out by the guest list. Why is Diddy all over Grey's Anatomy cast members' nuts?

Nearly 30 guests, including Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery, co-star Sara Ramirez and reality TV's Lisa Gastineau, gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Porter's 38th birthday.

Like, huh, what?

Porter â€" the mother of Diddy's nearly 2-year-old twin girls and 10-year-old son â€" arrived fashionably late to the restaurant, which was filled festive with red balloons and streamers. The night's soundtrack was a mix of old school 70s R&B prepared by Murano owner Sandy Sachs.

"The group serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday," and then they presented her with a cake."

While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka designed for the occasion. A four course tasting menu created by Executive Chef Luciano Sautto was served.

Kim is the mother of 2-year-old identical twin girls and a 10-year-old son with Diddy. The restaurant is closed on Mondays, but opened up for Kim's private party... and now I'm hungry. I can only imagine what food at a Diddy party tastes like. Yum.

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I couldn't stop laughing, I got my roommate to come over to my Mac Book Pro - heh, product placement - and watch this with me. Ellen is crazy, I'm so in love with her. LMAO. I'll post the funnier video first.

Second video is after the jump. Britney and Ellen are so off key. Their voices don't go together worth dookey, but it's still hilarious.

1. nude cooks - SO dangerous. Whenever I make crab cakes hot oil splatters all over me like crazy. One drop of that shiz on my nips and I'm calling 911.
2. cottage cheese butts uncensored - Whhhhhhhhyyy?
3. i want to impregnate miley cyrus
4. i wasn't wearing a bra - So show me your tits then!
5. face twitching cocaine - Any Wino! But wtf? Who say dat?
6. the best networking site to find sluts to fuck! - Pop on the Pop, bitches!
7. "this is not going to end well" - But it is what it is.
8. breakout on chest and stomach - Paris Hilton's herpes show up everywhere.
9. penis too small to pop girls - Anything 4 inches or under, so says Dr. Sue.
10. celebrity butthole picture -surfer -surfers - Ride them waves.

While on the Howard Stern show Pete Wentz said,

"We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry, if we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now. Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it."

Currently, they don't have sex -- "the kid's [a few] weeks old," Wentz explained -- but "we do other fun stuff."

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to "beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.") Once they did it, it was "the single best sexual encounter I have ever had," he said.

"It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" he said.

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." She wears thongs and "sexy clothes," he noted.

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On her virginity or lack there of

"You know what? I was quoted saying I was a virgin, but I absolutely did not say that, That's nobody's business but my own. Somehow it turned into a bad thing

On rumors that she gave her man a lap dance

"I've been accused by the press of giving lap dances at clubs .I mean, little ol' me? It's shocking. People love to believe it �"- it's way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they're so descriptive about these lap dances, I don't even know how to do a lap dance!"

On her sexy new music video "Reach Me"

"I was ready to do something different. The intent was not to be overtly sexual; I'm not naked. I do have little shorts on in it �" but I also wear a giant tutu. It's good to show different sides of yourself."

On the status of her relationship

"Now it's all over the Internet that I'm getting engaged to my boyfriend. The truth is, I just like to wear rings!"

In the non-shocker of the day, The Real Housewives of Atlanta has been picked up for a second season.

Yesterday Bravo made it official with Entertainment Weekly. The Real Housewives of Atlanta has been the most successful of the Housewives franchise, so it was expected that the faux housewives would come back.

The Atlanta show was Bravo's first docu-drama ever to reach more than two million viewers in the 18-49 age group for a single episode. The reunion special reached even larger numbers to become the highest-rated Real Housewives telecast ever with 2.8 million viewers.

The premiere of Season 2 has not yet been announced, and it is still uncertain whether all five women -- including Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes -- will be returning.

I want some new additions, another ho should battle it out with Kim! It's also time for Kim to upgrade her wigs, get more tranny with it, wear different colors and do ponytails and shit.

And where is NeNe going to be living this year? Bravo should decorate a big, fancy cardboard box and call it her crib with wallpaper on the walls designed by She by Sheree.

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