December 2008 News Archive (Page 4)

Beyonce's Diva Video

Beyonce's Diva song has been on my personal MySpace profile for a while and I love the video! It's just as over the top as it should be. The set pics were over the top, too. The original Diva video has been pulled from YouTube, hopefully this one will stay up for a while.

Sucks To Be Britney Spears

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Papa Spears got a raise and he will now make $16,125 a month instead of $10,000 a month. Jamie Spears went back to court to milk his cash cow claiming that he has done additional work for Britney besides controlling her every move. His duties include planning her upcoming tour.

Jamie was also granted office space that Britney has to pay $1,200 a month for, but that's not all! Britney also has to pay her brother Bryan Spears $200K for services he rendered prior to the time the conservatorship was established. Also, lawyer bills are approaching $1 million.

Britney should just reconcile with Daddy Dude to save her wallet. I would want my father to ask me for money directly, not take it to court. You know Papa Spears went into court airing footage from the Britney Spears documentary claiming his her chef, too, cause he be makin' his baby cheese grits.

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The Hills Finale Recap and Pictures

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Heidi Montag

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Mary-Kate Olsen and I Both Enjoy The Benefits of the Recession

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Many gossip bloggers are upset with Mary Kate for speaking the truf!

Mary-Kate was in an elevator at Barneys when a spy overheard her talking about the discounted merchandise she just copped. MK said,

"It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!"

First of all, I dunno how many times I've said, 'I don't want the economy to get better because I love these gas prices. It almost makes me hope that we'll stay in a recession because I do not wanna go back to paying as much for gas as I was before!'

I've said the same senseless, insensitive bullshit. It's inappropriate of me to do so because it's inappropriate, but having a website is fairly recession-proof and I don't work for any company that can lay me off. So, by making statements like that it means I'm a super bitch. As if I wasn't already.

I also love that MK, a BILLIONAIRE, is excited to cop some cheap shiz! Say what you may, but it's pretty damn cool that the Olsens are so grounded. They really aren't flashy bitches. I mean, look at the skanks on The Real Housewives series who probably make the same amount of money in two years that the Olsens make in a month, and they're the snobs.  I actually think it be dope that MK still gets excited over a bargain; and yes, she could have phrased it better, but she was speaking as a cheap ass billionaire who likes to spend her money on the essentials like booze and drugs, not overpriced clothes. I respect that.

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Is It Just Me

... Or does Robert Pattinson's haircut make him look more like the love child of Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke?

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Robert Pattinson looks more gorgeous-er and fuckable-er. Ha. I love his new look, but WTF are they gonna do with him for the Twilight sequel New Moon? Patsy's locks were perfect for a vampire.

Some of my friends say they haven't seen Twilight because they heard it sucks. Good reasoning?! I don't really like listening to film reviews. Well, anywho, I'm glad I watched it. Twice. Watching Twilight at home on DVD would just be a waste of time. There are so many movies that are made for the theatre, so if you haven't peeped it out yet, you should.

Here's Robert Pattinson showing off his new sexy over the weekend.

Samantha Ronson Blogs After Her Hospital Release

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I actually believe Samantha Ronson was hospitalized due to exhaustion not depression (like the tabs were claiming.) Sam must weigh all of 106 pounds and she works hard, trotting the globe and dj-ing everywhere to the tune of $3 million a year!

Song Of The Day 12.21.08 Chanukah Edition

Happy Chanukah! Thanks for all your messages, I'm home and all good. was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy chanukah gifts and my jewish mother was worried about me. I had good company and a jerry's deli deivery of chicken soup and potato pancakes and am feeling much better and am back to watching all my favourite jerry bruckheimer shows!

in the spirit of the holiday the song of the day is

MATISYAHU

pick a song, any song.

also please take time to help out those in need this holiday season.
'tis the season

take good care and stay warm.

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Top 10 Strangest Google Searches of the Day

  1. "kelly rowland is passing gas" - and it smells like jasmine and kettle corn.
  2. omg i can't believe how sexy you still are! - I can't either. Especially now that I haven't been going to the gym since my car accident. I blame it all on good genes, though, bitch!
  3. bottom power bottom difference - Being a power bottom makes the world a better place and having protected sex can make a difference.
  4. spread em baby - But will you pay me what you had promised? I don't come cheap, Eliot Spitzer.
  5. sexy text messages for your gay boyfriend - Don't make me go there. I wrote the book. Seriously, at least one of my ex-boyfriends has to be openly gay by now.
  6. naked sluts with cellulite - Pass gas that smells like Kelly Rowland's.
  7. sex husband and wife - I wanna see Brangelina, Jay-Z and Beyonce, Avril Lavigne and her troll, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and Hilary Clinton riding Bill with a strap-on.
  8. 12 year old girl nude dont tell anyone - I'm gonna tell yo mama, perv!
  9. i do not understand
  10. one night stand slut pics - When they come on ceramic mugs they make the perfect stocking stuffer.

Arriana Dances to Single Ladies

Did you watch this already? If not, you MUST. This little girl Arriana is workin' it out. This video came out in late November and it's pretty huge, apparently the diva in progress has already been on TV, too.

Thanks Kevin!

Festive Time

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The Bratmans are BAD JEWS! Look at Christina Decked out in green and red like she still celebrates Christmas. Plus, Jordan is carrying Christmas wrapping paper. It looks like their kid Max will be a Chrismukkah kid (see Seth Cohen).

Even though they lack Hanukkah spirit, Jordan and Christina are making me feel slightly festive. Festive enough to make cookies. I made white chocolate macadamia nut and double chocolate mint cookies. That's right, that bitch Martha Stewart doesn't got shit on me.

It's The New Thing

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Courtney Cox is copying off of Will Smith. The former Friends star told UK's Mail on Sunday:

It's so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work. I suppose you can work it out by talking to each other - I would just prefer to have a referee, it reminds us why we're together.

Before my dad died, he said one of his big regrets was that he hadn't worked on their marriage enough. I don't know what the future's going to hold, but divorce isn't really an option.

What's with all the celebs saying divorce is not an option? I mean I get it. It's a good thing to live by. I am especially happy for Coco Cox-Arquette who will not have to deal with divorce drama. I just want to know why it's a necessary thing to say. If you aren't getting a divorce, then why talk about it? I know why Will Smith does. Rumors have been swirling around for a while that Jada and Will swing with other couples, and that they both hook up with men and women. That's alleged of course, but it brings new light to why Will Smith finds it necessary to say he will never get a divorce.

Could this be the case for Courtney? I hope not. David and her's marriage is hard enough with Jen Aniston always trying to crash the party.

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