Beyonce and Jay-Z Do Not Have My Blessing

Just look at their body language!

Jay-Z rather drink his urine than cuddle with B or give her some eye contact. I'm sure they're madly in love, but it would be nice if they could look like it at some point.

Beyonce is always the one drooling over her camel. Happy future divorce, y'all!

The married couple is currently in the Caribbean on vacay.