Michael Phelps and Brody Jenner Are BFFs

Michael Phelps and Brody Jenner spent a lovely New Year's Eve together. Isn't that lovely? More like douchey.

I know that Michael Phelps is an American Treasure now, but we are both from Baltimore and trust me when I say around these parts he's a total asshole. He belongs with Brody Jenner. They would make lovely children.

PS: The thing that looks like its from a plastic surgery convention standing next to Michael is Brody's mom.

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