Kanye West is distraught over how he looks on the cover Vibe Magazine. He took to his blog to announce his annoyance, cap locked and all!
I DON'T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30'S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!
Benjamin Button Shit? Kudos to Kanye for being pop culturally relevant but I don't know why he is acting like a belligerent diva. Well, actually that's not true. He's acting like a belligerent diva because he is Kanye West, but I truly think it's unfounded. He doesn't look bad. In fact this cover doesn't make me want to scream "DOUCHE!" like I usually do when I see Kanye these days. In conclusion, the bitch needs to chill.
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January 9th, 2009 2:15 PM
"The bitch needs to chill"...That was hilarious!!
January 9th, 2009 4:32 PM
Kanye makes Mariah Carey appear to be a saint, comparatively speaking, in terms of acting like a diva.
But seriously, we're talking Kanye here, though. To some, he is always acting like a petulant 7-year-old kid if nothing goes his way. And to others, everything is methodical, on his part, with his one-man self promotion machine by crafting publicity (unintentional or not, but often negative) in the media of himself. It's a genius marketing ploy!
I vote for the latter..
January 9th, 2009 9:45 PM
Good point C.Mackk. Regardless he's a bitch.
I'm biased though. 808s and Heartbreak pissed me off. I HATED IT. I think I'm taking my disappointment out on him.
January 9th, 2009 10:38 PM
808s is radically different than Ye's previous albums, cuz he used that Autotunes vocoder, ala T-Pain, among other things. Although more of his vocal talents were employed (than in the past) I still kinda dug the album though.
Autotunes stifles music creativity, but I guess that makes for another discussion...
January 10th, 2009 11:34 AM
LOL I love Kanye for this kind of shit. He's so cute when he's angry.
Autotunes...I was trying to figure out what that effect was called. Thanks Craig!